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By the time Jackie makes it to the new HQ (nice barn, guys--next time I pick the HQ), everyone is gone. After examining the tracks Buttercup left, she decides to follow them to find the guys. Grabbing her cowboy hat and jumping on Napoleon, the donkey, Jackie makes her way out of the barn and into danger (I hate writing in the third person like this).
There's the sound of a whinny, and Buttercup races towards Jackie. "Neigh!"
"What?" (She doesn't talk, but I just finished that Equine Sciences class ). "The guys are stuck in glue, and the She-Chant's getting away? Okay, look, I need you to pick up some ice for the guys to get the glue off them, and I'm going after the She-Chant. Forward, Napoleon!"

Jackie finds She-Chant in her own lair, hidden underneath a post office truck. She has Chant tied up, tarred, and feathered. "So, dump me in a pile of glue next to the superheroes! Not evil enough, huh? Well, how about this for an evil plan? I'm getting your little superfriends (no pun intended) and trapping them here with you. They're so close to trusting me, it will be easy. Then you'll all suffocate from the glue fumes. That's right, no leaving-the-foes-alone-right-before-death, no evil-laughter-as-heroes-plan-escape. Just plan wicked."
"Wow," thought Jackie. "This girl just came, and she's twice as good as the real Chant. Better stop her now, even if it means saving the real Chant."
"Yo, big momma! Who taught you how to apply your make-up? Krusty the Clown?"
She-Chant spins around and glares at Jack. "You little witch!"
POW!
Cowgirl Jack finds herself on the ground with a bloody nose. "Holy cow you're asking for it!"
WHAM!
She-Chant backs away after Cowgirl Jack delivers a nasy blow to the head. "How dare you!"
RIP!
Jackie looks at her torn sleeve. "You hussy, that was my favorite shirt!"
RIP!
"Ah! You thought a little tear like that was bad? How about this?"
RIP!
Chant: "I take it back, Jack. You can be a villian if you want to."
RIP!
(Cowgirl Jack and She-Chant continue to fight and rip at each other...)