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Our beloved narrator:
[qb]Meanwhile, Superfly Sr. deftly dodges the "guys stuck together by glue" scene...

Candy: Hi, welcome to Hooters

Superfly: HOOTERS [whaaaa!] !

Ali: Hello, my name is Ali and I'll be your waitress.

Superfly: <Gasp> More hooters [whaaaa!] !

A few minutes later

Ali: For the last time, sir, "shaking what my momma gave me" is not part of my job description.

Superfly: C'mon, baby. I got a nice <digs into pockets> uhh... shiny nickle -- Uh oh, Superfly sense tingling!

Variable Power alert

Superfly: Whoa, I seem to now have the power to deliver mail (including Xmas cards) at near light speed, thereby eliminating a certain lingering plot thread. I wonder if I can somehow use this new power to help my fellow teammates in our never-ending struggle to defeat Chant, that mental mailman of mayhem.... Wait, I've got it! I can--

Vanessa, head waitress and Hooters Pin-Up Girl October 2002: Excuse me, is there a problem here, sir?

Superfly: Whoa! BIG HOOTERS [whaaaa!] [whaaaa!] [whaaaa!] !

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Our narrator... again:
[qb]Will Superfly stop staring at Vanessa's... hooters... long enough to remember his mission? Will Ali decide to "shake what her momma gave her"? How man licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

To be continued...