Lo! Behold, The Narrator appears in the room . . .
N: To recap our adventure so far. . .
The Justice League Reality, 6 heroes from another Message Board, have mysteriously appeared in this reality, along with their evil arch-nemesis, the PostMaster of Mayhem, Chant.
The JLR have just established a new HQ in Pennsylvania - the Barn of Justice, when they had learnt that the Mailer of Mayhem and this reality's version of Chant, the PostMistress, She-Chant, have joined forces to disrupt the supply of Christmas cards accross the world!
Having found that the Chants had only recently abandoned their secret lair, Ace, Registered Member #552 & Britannica (along with Buttercup and the horseandcart-mobile), decided to visit the nearby zoo. There Britannica behaving oddly, picked a fight with a talking Polar Bear, the three heroes were forced to swiftly depart. Fortunately, Britannica's counterpart of this reality - the evil Mr. Misinformation and his Army of Amazonian Librarians, plan for World domination had brought them to the zoo. Mr. Misinformation was blamed to attacking the talking Polar Bear, which gave our heroes the opportunity to re-establish the trail to the Chants' new secret lair.
At that time, the other members of the JLR, Superfly Sr., La Machine & dun_like_dinner were also making their way to Chant's lair, with Tractor Trailer Bob!
Ace, Registered Member #552 & Britannica, having made their way into the Chants' lair, found themselves caught in an evelople glue trap. Then Chant betrayed She-Chant, pushing her into the trap with the JLR! She-Chant quickly escaped, leaving the JLR to their own devices, as she hunted down Chant for revenge!
Cowgirl Jack, the seventh, and only female member of the JLR, also made it to this new reality, made her way to the lair and battled She-Chant in a Super Cat-fight. . . much to the delight of the assembled members of the JLR!
Concentraiting on the battle between Cowgirl Jackand She-Chant, no one noticed Mr. Misinformation and his Army of Amazonian Librarians (plus the talking Polar Bear and the mob fro the zoo), enter the lair, and kidnap Cowgirl Jack and She-Chant mid-battle, until it was too late. . .
Ace, Registered Member #552 & Britannica, still stuck to each other from the envelope glue, were on the verge of escape, when Chant appears behind La Machine and clobbers him accross the back of the head. . . then just as RM552 frees his had, Chant knocks him out too!
This leaves Ace and dun_like_dinner in a dire prediciment as Superfly Sr. and Britannica are also mysteriously missing. . .
HANG ON! Wasn't Britannica stuck to Ace & RM552, as well!?!
Will the JLR be able to find Cowgirl Jack again, having lost her so soon after being reunited?
What are the fates of Superfly Sr. and Britannica? What strange places have they disappeared too, and will they be able to escape and be reunited with the JLR?
Can Ace and dun_like_dinner prevale against Chant? Or will Buttercup, Napolean the donkey and Tractor Trailer Bob, save the day?
And will Registered Member #552, be able to remember the Super Cat-fight between Cowgirl Jack and She-Chant, after being clobbered accross the head?
All these importnant quetions, and more, will be answered in the next exciting installment of the Justice League Reality!
[ 12-26-2002, 07:54 AM: Message edited by: Britannica ]
