Sounds like everyone had wonderful (and in Chant's place, diabolical) Christmas. I got everything I wanted. The cutest jacket, an X-box, money, gift certificates, etc, etc, etc. Everything except for new roommates. Well, nobody could give me that wrapped up anyways.
***back to topic***
So what, I escaped the Amazons? Well, at least Chant left the details up to me...
So there's Cowgirl Jack, tied up with about five Amazonian Librarians surrounding her with knives. One of the Amazons grin. "Its says here you never turned in a couple of Charolette's Web!"
"Yeah, in second grade!"
"Let's skew her, girls!"
Just then, Cowgirl Jack vanished. Instead, a screaming mass of feathers and claws disposed of any Amazon that was too stupid to move.
***an explanation is needed***
remember, just before the thread was deleted, I said for a few days out of the month I turned into a vicious flesh-eating harpy? Yeah, well, Harpy wants to come out and play right now...
JLR BIO ON HARPY FULL NAME: Harpy AGE: Like I'm telling you WIEGHT: Ditto DESCRIPTION: Green eyes with brown feathers and olive face. Wings instead of arms and talons instead of feet.
Harpy is a, well, she's a harpy. Although Harpy is not a true villian, she tends to create havoc for any poor soul that annoys her. Her scream can break glass, and she has a fond taste for human flesh. JLR protocols recommends finding Harpy and tempting her to the side of goodness with some baby back ribs. Otherwise, any villian with an IQ of a goat could do tempt her to do evil with some chops.
