AGW (looking around): Looks like the team already set up camp in this barn. I knew I shouldn't have made that pit stop in the Top Cow universe. That Lara Croft was just so fine, though....
Superfly: Hello Any Given Wednesday. I've been expecting you.
AGW finally turns around to see a sleeping horse and donkey and a mirror image of himself standing over a badly trounced Tractor Trailor Bob.
AGW: Who are you?
Superfly: Who am I? Who am I!!!???? I'm the one who made it his mission to infiltrate the JLR from the inside by pretending to be you. I'm the one who has convinced all your friends that I'm "Formerly Known As Any Given Wednesday." And I'm the one who shall finally defeat the JLR for my master once and for all.
AGW: Your master? Who--
Superfly: You'll find out soon enough. You see, your firends aren't here, and by the time they see me again, you'll be a prisoner in my master's lair and the JLR will be none the wiser. They'll continue to think I'm you, and I'll still have access to their headquarters and all their little secrets.
AGW: Not a chance. I'll---
<Wham>
And with that AGW is out cold, and any chance the JLR had of discovering Superfly's true identity is imprisoned in his master's lair.
