Zues hurls lightning bolts at the army of Chants.

Apollo and Artemis shoot arrows into the villianous army.

Hermes races through the evil Postmasters, striking them with his caduceus.

Ares, the God of War and Athena, wade into the battle, but they are no match for the overwhelming army of Chants, and are soon taken down.

Nearby, Hercules is battling 5 of Chant's Giant Paper Golems. But for every Paper Golem, the Lion of Olympus takes out, 2 more take their place. . .

Helios, the Sun God, in his chariot, clobbers as many Chants as he can, until . . .

Chant 962: OK Chants, Air-Mail attack. . . Now!

Chants 554 & 728 opperate a giant cross-bow type device laden with large envelopes, and fire right at the Sun God.

Helios: Forsooth! I am downed! Those paper-cuts are always the deadliest. . . *Crash*

The JLR reach the edge of the battle. . .

Britannica: JLR! CHARGE! [AAAHHHH!!!]

Ace: Wait! What am I going to do? I've run out of cards! [sad]

Brit: Could you utilize those envelopes, that are lying around everywhere?

Ace: Not what I'm used too, but I'll give 'em a go [picks up a handful of envelopes]

RM552: Oh, this don't look good. My enhanced senses show me that the army of Chants are winning!

La Machine: Ow did Dant, bedome so bowerful?

Brit: We're going to have to rescue as many of the fallen Gods as we can and get them back to safety. . . Right, DLD & La Machine, go rescue Ares and Athena! RM552, go help Helios! Ace, give support to Apollo and Artemis, tell them to give us cover! And everyone, take out as many of those Chants as possible!

DLD: What are you going to do, Brit?

Brit: I have to convince Zues to let us help the Gods, and to help restore Harpy, back into Cowgirl Jack! We need all the help we can get!! Damn, I wish we had someway of contacting Superfly Sr.!

JLR: JLR! CHARGE!!!!! [AAAHHHH!!!]

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Meanwhile. . . .

Chant142: Chant, the battle goes well, but we have just received a message, that the JLR have just joined the battle. . .

Chant: Never mind, my bid on e-bay, should have secured that cloning facility by now. Chant64, how goes the e-bay bid?

Chant64: [gulp!] um. . . Chant. . . Someone has outbid us. . .you. . . us. . . The auction has closed!

Chant: Whaaaaat! [you sunnuva...] Bah! Only a minor setback, but I wonder who has foiled our plans?

[ 12-30-2002, 03:10 PM: Message edited by: Britannica ]