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Britannica finds himself thrust into the battle on Mount Olympus. . .

Brit [under his breath]: Stupid Hercules, crushed my hand. Stupid Zues, kicks me into the middle of a battle without healing me. . . .

Chants 69, 345 & 747 and Dionysus go staggering past Britannica, goblets of wine in hand. . .

Chants69, 345, 747 & Dionysus [signing, well sort of]: Weeeeee are the musich mens, we comes from . . . *hick*. . . Mount Olympush waaaaaaaaayyyyyy. . . .

Brit: Oh well, my hand is crushed, I've lost my Britannerang and my information overload ability only works when I establish eye contact. . . hmm. . . . looks like I'm going to have to use my independent third-toe movement ability. . .

Britannica removes his shoes and socks and launches himself at the nearest opponent - an Amazonian Librarian - knocking her to the ground]

Brit: Hello dear lady, I'm sorry to do this, but . . .

[Britannica tickles the Amazonian Librarian with his independent third-toe movement ability]

Amazonian Librarian: Tee Hee! Stop it!!! :lol:

Britannica stops tickling the Librarian, just long enough to establish eye contact, then. . .

Brit: Informatin Overload Attack!

Britannica then "downloads" the entire contents of:
"What Australian Bird is That?"
"The Penguin Dictionary of Classical Mythology"
"How to Hypnotise a Chook"
"Australian Hansards" (the Australian Parliament proceedings from 1901-2002, for both House of Representatives and the Senate)
into the Amazonian Librarian's mind, within 30 seconds.

AL: Ohhhhhhhh

Britannica looks up to see Cowgirl Jack in Sphinx form. . .

Brit: Hey Jackie, nice look . Zues has promised to change you back into human form, once this is all over.

CJ: Grrrrrreat! Rwoar! [Sphinxgirl Jack launches herself at another Librarian] That's the last of them, lets deal with the real villian - Chant! Rwoar! [Cowgirl Jack-Sphinx starts running towards Chant's forward command central] I've picked up his scent.

Brit: I'm right behind you Sphinxgirl Jack

SJ: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Brit: Sorry. . .