RM552: Why couldn't you people just tar & feather me?! There's no way I'm marrying that THING!
Peasant: But m'lord, the wedding has been planned for months.
RM552: Really?! Man...my counterpart must have pretty low standards if he actually WANTED to marry it, er... I mean her. [Registered Member #552 thinks a moment] Please tell me you're an heiress or something....
TrollWomanThingy: *Gurgle*
RM552: Well, I see you're the talkative sort aren't ya?
TrollWomanThingy: *Glrpstll*
RM522: Uh-uh. [Registered Member #552 points at something behind the crowd] Sweet Jiminy! What the crap is THAT?!
::As the crowd turns to see want RM552 is pointing at, RM552 runs in the opposite direction out of the palace::