In Doesntreallyexistia:

RM552: Why couldn't you people just tar & feather me?! There's no way I'm marrying that THING!

Peasant: But m'lord, the wedding has been planned for months.

RM552: Really?! Man...my counterpart must have pretty low standards if he actually WANTED to marry it, er... I mean her. [Registered Member #552 thinks a moment] Please tell me you're an heiress or something....

TrollWomanThingy: *Gurgle*

RM552: Well, I see you're the talkative sort aren't ya?

TrollWomanThingy: *Glrpstll*

RM522: Uh-uh. [Registered Member #552 points at something behind the crowd] Sweet Jiminy! What the crap is THAT?!

::As the crowd turns to see want RM552 is pointing at, RM552 runs in the opposite direction out of the palace::