As the team (minus registered member and Any Given Wedensday) regroups to track down She-Chant, a noise is heard in the distance)

LM- I heard a noise in the dist-

Ace- Stop that. It's getting annoying.

LM- [...rassamnfrackin...] you're....head is..annoying......shutup.

Brit- Wait. I hear it too.

DLD- It's getting louder....It's coming from over there.....

(Soon, out of the mountains charges a skyscraper-size paper golem roaring with the miserable voices of millions of lost mail [you sunnuva...] )

Brit- Charge!!!

Cowgirl- Charge my ass! Run the hell away! [whaaaa!]

(the league runs towards a forest. Harpy swoops and tears into the golem, but it reforms and unfurls a thousand paper cuts on the poor creature.)

Ace- My cards are doing nothing against it! DLD! Is your mop wet? Maybe you can dissolve the paper.

DLD- Not that much paper!

Brit- Alright we have to form a game plan here. Harpy's down. La machine- I want you to use your powers to distract it for awhile and- La Machine, what are you doing?

(La M sits typing away at a laptop, looking back occasionally at the golem)

LM- Shhhhh! Don't distract me!

Brit- Fine, whatever! Cowgirl! Find a water source nearby! Maybe we can drown it or something.

Ace- Come on, I'm running out of cards to keep it busy here [gulp!] !!

Cowgirl- All that's around here is a spring.

DLD- What about Zeus or one of the other gods? Is he around?

Brit- That's Zues. And no, they all left for Valhalla. (The golem swats Ace into a rock canyon)

Ace- I regret nothinnnnnnnnnnnnnng

DLD- Ace!

Brit- It's coming straight for us!

Cowgirl- Brace yourself!

(as the golem is about to strike, it suddenly flies apart; its individual pieces of mail catching to the wind)

Ace- (climbing out) wha....what happened??? [DOH!] What happened to it?

LM- I sent it away.

Brit- You what?

LM- I have Jason Kidd's eyesight. I have very good eyesight. Remember? I read each and every lost letter in that golem and I copied it down onto this laptop in the JLR kit here and sent them to their home address's accorded community post offices via e-mail.

DLD- How did you know they were lost?

LM- I read the narrations. (walks away) We better get going, huh?

Ace- (pause) ....cheater. [...rassamnfrackin...]