So Cowgirl Jack, DND, Ace, and Britannica are on Harpy's back, with La Machine jumping below them.
"Pant, pant, pant...Harpy says next time JLR can walk!"
"Almost there, Harpy." Britannica hands the monster a Hershey's. "Just fly through the interdimensional rift. It's coming up--eleven o'clock."
DND taps Ace's shoulder. "Eleven o' clock?"
"Military term, duh. It's ahead and slightly to the left."
Cowgirl Jack finds a tighter grip on Harpy. "Brace yourselves for the impact...WHOA!"
They reach the spot where the laser shot through the other dimension. They hit a lot of turbulence.
"Jackie, you tearing at my fur...Harpy not like space travel..."
La Machine jumps extra high and Harpy catches him with a talon.
"Isn't this great!" Britannica shouts to no one in particular. "We're going to see some action."
"I'm going to be sick!" shouts Cowgirl Jack.
"I want my mommy!"
Pass the rift...into Chantania!
The JLR falls through the portal!
"Ommph!" Britannica lands on Mr. Misinformation.
"YOU? YOU!" A duel begins.
"Ow!" Cowgirl Jack lands on She-Chant.
"You little..." Catfight Round II begins.
All the other JLR members rush to help RM552, still being chased by his blushing bride. Toxic Bob can only gaze at the beauty as the battle royal rages on.