As the battle on the borders between Chantania and Doenstreallyexistia rages on it comes to the attention of Chant, who is still back on earth, or as close as it comes to earth.
Chant: What the devil, they are fighting on my territory, this is no good, I must stop them, they cannae get to close to me wee treasure.
Chant points his Orbital Interdimensional laserbeam at himself and fires. As the laserbeam comes closer and closer Chant starts to realize that the sattelite has been hit by a small metorite and the laserbeam has been damaged, not only will it transport people now, but it will also rearrange molecules!!!
Chant: Ohhh CRAP, CRAP and more CRAP....
A huge sound something like this: FFFFWUUUSSSHHHHHHHHH, occurs and Chant is swept of to the battle at Chantania.....
Chant: uhhhgggg, my tummy feels funny.....where am I, who am I??? No wait, I am the Madmailer of Mayhem Chant and I must stop a war......WAITAMINNIT.....Don´t I usually start wars??????? This is so weird...
DLD: Look, it´s Chant, get him poeple, get him
Everyone stops fighting and looks at Chant who stands a little disoriented and looks a little dizzy
Chant: Huh?
Cowgirl Jack: Get him and give him some papercuts!!!!
Chantyana: Drop him in a pile of superglue!!!!
Britannica: Brainwash him!!!!!
Toxic Bob: Turn him into a smelly monster!!!
Harpy: Clone him!!!!
Everyone else: NO!!!!! DON`T CLONE HIM!!!!
Ace: Let´s throw some cards at him!!!
DLD: hit him with a tableleg and make a gasexplosion.....
Everyone charges towards Chant who is barely combatable and who looks at the crowd coming towards him....
Chant: Heyyy!!! What did I do????
Will Chant survive the uncoming clash between him and everyone else, is such behaviour fitting for heroes, Are there really some allpowerful entities out there who control the destiny of our heroes and foes and who is that mysterious man in the dark???
