So She-Chant heads to the Barn of Justice with a potatoe sack to snatch Harpy.
But there's no one there...
She-Chant begins to curse. But there is something being sung...not to far away...
"Is it worth it? Let me work it..."
"Don't I look like a Halle Berry po-sta?"
"Wrong part of the song, Harpy..."
She-Chant follows the sound to an old farmhouse. Perring into the kitchen, she spies Cowgirl Jack and Harpy, singing likes it was the end of the world. Well, at least Harpy was singing like that. Jackie seemed fine. She was fixing some sort of pasta with wine in the sauce. A little bit of wine in the sauce...a little bit drunk by either Jackie or Harpy.
"Hich. Hich. Hich. Harpy's feeling...silly. How about you?"
"Me? Na, I'm immune to this stuff. That, and I've only had a few sips. You had half the bottle."
"Hich. Hich. C-a-a-a-a-a-a-w...I think you're right...Hey...you wanna hear who I have a crush on?"
"Now's my chance!" She-Chant whispers.
CRASH!
She-Chant breaks the window and lands in the kitchen. "Give me the monster, Cowgirl, or I take out you both."
"You little--"
She-Chant's ready, and throws an exploding envelope above Cowgirl Jack. It explodes and sends the ceiling crashing onto Jackie.
Harpy's too intoxicated to care. She's to tipsy to notice She-Chant stuffing her in a potatoe bag. "Mhhh...Harpy get's to travel..."
Even with half the ceiling on top of her, Jackie can hear She-Chant's wicked (and wickedly lame) laughter as she leaves with Harpy in tow...
"Well, on the bright side...I wasn't kidnapped this time..."
