off topic:

Ah. I'm onto ya, yNW. Our little secret.

And pop tarts were kept in the broom closet because Dun like Dinner is a janitor, and sometimes he leaves food in the broom closet.
C'est la Vie.

onto topic:

La Machine: (breathing heavily) THIS.....IS NOT......COOL!

Ace: Just keep running!

LM: Oh come on! My powers are at an alltime high! Just let me thrash a few of them around....

RM552: NO! You do that and you'll have the whole country to deal with. And believe me, I know what I'm talking about when I say that this place takes no prisoners.

(the three basically run in a gigantic circle until they are finally cornered by the Guard)

RM552: Well guys, uhm, I'm open to any ideas here.

(La Machine's walkman goes off. Diana Ross booms out singing "Upside Down". The guards stop what they're doing, in an almost Frankenstein like trance at the voice of Diana Ross.)

Ace- What is that?

RM552- They like it. It's calming them down.

LM- And why not. It's only the sister of SOUL! (juts his fist in the air) GO ON GIRL!!

RM552-you....you like....Diana Ross?

Ace- You. You of all people?

LM- Yeah that girl can sing she- [eh?] heh well I mean y'know for a chick she-

RM552 and Ace- :) :)

LM- Y'know i think she's hot. That's all, she's hot.

[biiiig grin] [biiiig grin]

LM- Well. Well....well SO WHAT MAN? SO WHAT?

:lol: :lol:

LM- That's great guys. That's great. Yeah laugh it up, homeboys. Go on. go on. Uncultured bastards. [...rassamnfrackin...]

(Brittanica appears)

Brit- Okay. I'm here. Time for some diplomacy.