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Brit: Well (young) Nightwing, it looks like Diana is doing a fine job with these Doesntreallyexistians, they are all completely in an almost Frankenstein like trance. No need to use my information overload attack here. Well done La Machine. Though, I'm not sure about the new costume. . . Tazzie Devil boxers? Just because She-Chant fancies (young) Nightwing. . . Anyhoo, what else do you have in your cd case?

LM: Let's see. . . Mariah Carey, Whitney Housten. . . Divas, oh yeah and the Beaches movie soundtrack.

RM552 & Ace: :lol:

LM: Whaaaaat !?!

Brit: um, nevermind La Machine . . . just keep playing Diana would you please? [Britannica walks over to King RM552.5, who is curled up in a corner] So, RM552, this is King RM552.5, the monarch of Doesntreallyexista and your counterpart in this reality?

RM552: Um, yes.

Brit: He doesn't really look that evil does he?

RM552: Well, um. . . Looks can be decieving. . . . . .

Brit: He's not evil is he?

RM552:

Brit: *sigh*, nevermind guys it happens to the best of us . . .

Ace: Hang on, you attacked Bundy Bear, when we visted that zoo, that time. . .

RM552: Hey, yeah!

Brit: But he turned out to be evil, didn't he?

Ace & RM552: well, yes, but. . .

Brit: Well then. Let's never mention this again, shall we.

Ace & RM552:

(y) NW: So why would a nice monarch, like King RM552.5, be marrying that TrollWomanThingy?

Brit: Pure and simple, politics.

(y) NW, LM, Ace & DM552: Huh?

Brit: That TrollWomanThingy, is actually Princess Chantina, She-Chant's elder sister and heir to the throne of Chantania.

(y) NW, LM, Ace & DM552:

Brit: Yes this is going to be a marriage of convenience. Doesntreallyexista and Chantania, have been feuding for years now. This marriage is designed to unite both royal houses and end the years of conflict. There is no love between King RM552.5 and Princess Chantina, but the King is duty bound and even though he ran off before the first ceremony, he must think that this is the only way he can achieve peace for his people, that's why he is going ahead with the marriage now. . .

RM552: That sucks! How can we save my other self, from such a horrible fate?

[Just then, a trumpet sounds and a herald crys out. . .]

Doesntreallyexistia Herald: The marriage of King RM552.5 of Doesntreallyexista and the . . .um . . . the . . . fair . . . sheesh. . . Princess Chantina of Chantania is about to commence! Zues have mercy on our poor King's soul. . .

Ace: Oh crap! What are we going to do now? The King's ko'ed. He's not going any where!

Brit: The King has already run off once. If he doesn't show up again, there will be a war, where thousands of innocents will suffer. There's only one thing we can do now to insure peace between these two lands. . . [Britannica looks directly at RM552] I have a plan. . .

RM552:

Ace, LM & (y) NW:

[ 01-08-2003, 04:56 PM: Message edited by: Britannica ]