Well, I didn't even know the Nets were a basketball team until I met you guys. I thought they were a football team. Maybe my jynxing abilities are limited to football.
Right...now to wrap this adventure up...
"Yes...I'll have the number four with the hush puppies--"
"Cluck! CLUCK!"
Cowgirl Jack raises and eyebrow. "Uh...was that a chicken?"
"Maybe," says the pimple-faced boy at the counter.
"Easmerelda? That you?"
"CLUCK!"
Cowgirl Jack breaks into the kitchen. Easmerelda is upside down, suspended over a can of lard.
"What! Pirate Pete's Diner doesn't use real fish products? Why am I not surprised?"
Sure enough, Napoleon is tied next to her. "Ew...they use donkey in their food..."
It wasn't hard to take out the employees. Cowgirl Jack locked them in the freezer and untied the animals.
"Yes, I suppose we can go on the slide...just once. Then its back to the barn."
The rest of the JLR fail to see Cowgirl Jack push a giant donkey into the slide.
