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JLR BIO: REGISTERED MEMBER #552

Real Name: unknown

Occupation: King-in-exile

JLR Occupation: Superhero/JLR diplomat (he is royalty after all)

Age: 22
Height: 5'11"
Eyes: Green
Hair: Brown
Skin: White

Residence: Formerly, the eastern European country of Doesntreallyexitia; Currently, the Farmhouse of Justice

Powers: Your standard "enhanced strength, speed, agility, and senses" supersoldier bit.

Weaknesses: Being at peak human levels in nearly every category, RM552 has no fear from most mundane adversaries. His weaknesses are primarily psychological in nature. Even though he is a bright person, he has the unfortunate habit of not really thinking things through to their logical conclusions. It has been speculated that his impulsiveness is either a leftover personality trait from his prior life as a normal human, or it is a side-effect of all the enhanced adrenaline coursing through his system.

Background: He has no memory of his childhood. His mind is a blank slate prior to a few years ago when he awoke in a lab in the small eastern European country of Doesntreallyexistia. In the early 90's after the Fall, several scientists fled into the country of Doesntreallyexistia and started up a supersoldier program (those rascally Ruskies!). His name comes from the fact that he's the 552nd "participant" in the program and apparently the only survivor of said program (although there are rumors of other survivors). Through the procedure, he gained enhanced strength, speed, agility, and senses. With those above-mentioned amazing abilities he was able to overthrow the evil scientists (all four of them!) who controlled Doesntreallyexistia.

The people of Doesntreallyexistia were so thankful to him, they named him their new king. He was a good king, a just king, and a wise king.

He's currently a king-in-exile.

We really don't need to go into any details about the reasons behind his banishment, now do we? I didn't think so. Whatever the reasons are, they are between him and his people. I mean, what good is being ruler if you don't have divine right? Honestly, he didn't know it was considered illega---um, next paragraph please...

RM552 is neither a native of the JLR's original universe nor this universe. He is actually a Hypertime variant of Registered Member# 16603 that is stranded in this universe because of the dimensional turbulance caused by the deletion of the JLR's original universe. The fate of Registered Member# 16603 is unknown but it is believed that he was catapulted through the deep recesses of Hypertime.

Motivations: Given that he has a rather dubious history, he (generally) just wants to do the right thing. Of course, the fact that the occupation of superhero allows him to inflict physical injury and/or massive property damage with little or no legal repercussions certainly helped him make his career choice.

[ 01-16-2003, 05:15 PM: Message edited by: Registered Member #552 ]

Narrator: The JLR have read Cowgirl Jack's note. Of course, they have their doubts...
Ace: Parole?
DLD: We need a more thorough screening process.
yNW: Hey, Jack's a responsible lady. I don't think she'd hire a parolee without screening them.
Brit: Nightwing's right. We should give our new gardener the benefit of the doubt. Besides, we have other business to attend to.
yNW: I’ll handle breakfast. I was in the frozen food section of the supermarket the other day and it gave me an idea: breakfast pizza.
Ace: That's nothing special. I've had pizza for breakfast before.
yNW: Not that kind of pizza. I'm talking about eggs, peppers, other ingredients conventionally used in an omelet scrambled together on a buttermilk biscuit crust. They'll be closer to personal pizzas in size, though
Brit: Sounds appetizing.
LM: Could I have a couple Pop-Tarts on the side?
yNW: Sure, why not?
Brit: After this, we take care of the furniture.
The other guys nod in agreement.

Whew...totally forgot about the king-in-exile thing, RM552. Good writing!

JLR BIO: ALICE & BEATRIX

Real Names: SCCJHC (She-Chant-Cowgirl-Jacki-Hybrid-Clone) 1 and SCCJHC 2

Occupation: Chant's go-getters

Eyes/Hair/Skin: Hazel/Light Brown/Pale

Residence: Chant's various lairs, secret or otherwise

Powers: Hand-to-hand combat skills. Alice trows explosive envelopes, while Beatrix prefers to throw a heavy sack of mail at someone.

Weaknesses: Kind of ditzy.

Background: Alice was Chant's first attempt to create a female sidekick. Using both She-Chant's and Cowgirl Jack's DNA, Chant was able to create a hybrid with features from both women. The DNA was modified enough so Jaclyn's sense of right and wrong was overcome by She-Chant's evil nature. After losing Alice, Chant quickly clone Beatrix, and now has two deadly forces at his disposal.

[ 01-12-2003, 07:48 PM: Message edited by: Cowgirl Jack ]

Let´s take a look at the arch-nemesis´ bio

Real Name: Michael Eybye

Alias: Chant, Madmailer, Mailmaster of Mayhem, Evil Postmaster etc.

Eyes: Green, Hair: redbrown

Powers: Hypnotism, capable of mailing himself and others, power of imagination

Weaknesses: Extremely sensitive to icebaths!!!

Background: Unknown

LMAO

I've read pages 6-10 three times now and I still haven't a clue...

But you guys are hilarious.

I will write tonight...

I hope.

:lol: Had to re-read a couple of parts myself before I joined. Looking forward to your post, AGW.
My profile's coming soon as well. But we really should be getting back to the mansion story...

JLR BIO: Ace

Real Name:

Occupation: Blackjack Dealer

JLR Occupation: Superhero/Level headed and common sense member of the group

Age: 23
Height: 6''0
Eyes: Green
Hair: Brown
Skin: White

Residence: The Farmhouse of Justice

Powers: Enhanced card flicking ability and peak human levels of strength.

Weaknesses: Aces main weakness is that he is no more than mere human. No super-powers or invulnerabilty. He's only equiped with a huge array of different cards with which he throws at his enemies. His cards include razor edged cards, exploding cards, flammable cards, regular cards, a grappling card for climbing buildings, flash cards to blind enemies, and toxin cards to knock them out.

Background: It was a dark and stormy night. I was working my usual shift at the casino as a blackjack. My table was set up next to The Amazing Harry's magic act. He wasn't much of a magician, a hack really, but entertaining nonetheless. Anyways since it was a slow night I decided to sit down have a drink and watch the show. I watched as he called someone up to the stage to hypnotize them. But it didn't work. Instead I was hypnotized into enhancing my greatest talent. Flicking cards. So now I had a great talent but nothing to use it on. About a week passed and suddenly the casino was getting robbed. I reacted fast and flung my cards as fast as I could at the robbers. It knocked them out cold. I had developed deadly pinpoint accuracy and speed for flicking my cards. I decided to develop my powers and use them to fight crime alongside the JLR.

Motivations: To do the right thing and rid the world of crime and evil.

(I'll write The Amazing Harry's Bio too. And who knows maybe even Pirate Pete!)

[ 01-14-2003, 09:39 AM: Message edited by: Ace ]

[QB]JLR BIO:[b] La Machine

[b]Real Name: .......will be revealed another day

Occupation: Mascot

JLR Occupation: X-Factor; chaos agent; the guy you wanna hurl at a charging army or a golem.

Age: 21
Height: 5"11'
Eyes: Green/Grey
Hair: Black
Skin: Olive

Residence: The Farmhouse of Justice; various couches in New Brunswick

Powers: La Machine's abilities are in direct proportion with the overall winning performance of the New Jersey Nets. Thus he can gain augmented powers based on qualities such as Jason Kidd's quickness; eyesight, Kenyon Martin's toughness, Dikembe Mutombo's strength....etc.

Weaknesses: Unfortunately, when the Nets do not do well as a team, neither does La Machine. Currently at the time of this record, he has little to nothing in abilities because of the Nets poor poor defeat at the hands of the Sacramento Kings. La Machine also, while incredibly bright, is easily distracted and gets hung up about trivial things like "other people hogging the bathroom" or "the dryer never working properly" He also walks around with a big target over his Nets Jersey, despite his teammates pleas to take it off.

Background: It was during a game between the New Jersey Nets and the Miami Heat that a hardcore Nets fan was dared by his friends to steal the hair gel bottle of Heat coach Pat Riley. As he attempted, Coach Riley caught him on the sidelines and was about to drag him off to security when a bolt of lightning struck through the roof and connected with both Riley and the fan. The shock, along with the hair gel and the fan's pager which had been acting on the fritz as of late, activated a strange power in both victims. Riley's every cell structure was replaced with gel, and gained extreme porous abilities. Now known as "The Slime", he coaches by day, and terrorizes Miami by night.
The fan however, became electropsionically in "tune" with the playing ability of the Nets. Now known as La Machine. He battles Riley along with anyone else who try to thwart the Nets's ambitions for a championship.

Motivations: To rid the world of evil, defeat Riley, help the Nets to a championship, and excel at Fantasy Basketball.

JLR BIO: Any Given Wednesday

Real Name: J. Perkins

Occupation: Student, Mortgage Broker

JLR Occupation: Pimp-meister supreme (and stuff)...

Age: 25

Height: 5'10

Skin: A wonderful mocha brown...

Hair: Shaven actually.

Residence: Miami Fl/ The Barn of Justice

Powers: He has a variable power which changes every Wednesday morning (unless comic book delivery is delayed). Thus far, only a few of these powers have been seen.

Weaknesses: I dunno...

[ 09-20-2003, 11:17 AM: Message edited by: Wednesday ]

Hey guys check it out.

Makeover baby!

Cool avatar LM. Very fitting for you

My sentiments exactly.

JLR Bio: (young) Nightwing
Real Name: Unknown in its entirety ((young) Nightwing can only remember the initials B.A.O.)
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 160 lbs.
Eyes: Dark Brown; Aquamarine when in Ascendant form
Hair: Black
Skin: Tan; Golden brown in summer climates
Occupation: Student
JLR Occupation: Philosopher/Warrior
Residence: Teaneck, NJ/The Barn Of Justice

Background: During the JLR's initial dimensional shift, B.A.O. was trasported to the Dragonball universe where his unconscious form was discovered-and healed-by Dende, Guradian of the Earth. Almost immediately the young being's immense power was sensed by the dimension's most powerful warriors. They befriended B.A.O. and elected to train him intensely in a reconstructed Room of Spirit and Time (also referred to as the Hyperbolic Time Chamber) individually over the course of a month. In many instances B.A.O. performed beyond the level of his peers. B.A.O.'s training came to an abrupt end when he was once again ripped across the fabric of the spacetime continuum. B.A.O. found himself in the midst of the battle between Chant and the Justice League Reality, whom he immediately recognized as his teammates. He adopted the guise of (young) Nightwing and resumed his duties as an active member of the JLR.

Powers: (young) Nightwing is a skilled practitioner of various martial arts. He can summon energy for the purposes of flight, concussive blasts or the transformation known as Ascension (A reference to its Saiyan counterpart, Ascendant Super Saiyan). The concentration/magnification of his internal energy results in a marked increase in the scope of his abilities. Upon his introduction to the JLR, (young) Nightwing's latent ability to attract females of various species was triggered. The extent of this power is currently unknown.

Weaknesses: (young) Nightwing's power requires a degree of control; at its utmost limits, such precision poses difficulty and potential physical strain.

Motivations: (young) Nightwing is driven by a past he can't quite make sense of. He can recall mentors as well as what they have taught him, but the precise timeframe of such events is still unclear to him. It a burden which nothing can seem to completely alleviate. Nonetheless, (young) Nightwing is determined to counteract tyranny and injustice in its numerous forms.

Y'know, we really should get back to that haunted mansion story...

Just so I'm clear on this, where am I? I know I've been kidnapped, but whose got a hold of me.

That last sentence was supposed to be a question. I hate it when I mess up my punctuation?

I thought Superfly Sr. had you and we all still thought he was you. I may be wrong though. I'm starting to get confused myself.

Superfly Sr. had you, but young Nightwing kicked him out or something, and now we all know who you really are and the bad guys escaped and we're all residing happily in the Barn of Justice.

And young Nightwing, I think Cowgirl Jack was making a passing comment about a haunted mansion. I don't think we were planning a story. But hey go on make something happen if you want, I'm game.

JLR BIO: THE KING OF DOESNTREALLYEXISTIA

Real Name: unknown; after his coronation, he chose the name "Basil Wellington-Smythe III" because, in his words, "It sounds kingly, don't you think?"

Occupation: King

JLR Occupation: none; associate of the JLR

Age: 22
Height: 5'11"
Eyes: Green
Hair: Brown
Skin: White

Residence: The eastern European country of Doesntreallyexitia

Powers: Your standard "enhanced strength, speed, agility, and senses" supersoldier bit.

Weaknesses: Being at peak human levels in nearly every category, the King has no fear from most mundane adversaries. His weaknesses are mainly that he can be too trusting and generous. Although in most cases those traits are admirable, in this reality (which has an abnormally high number of evil-doers) those traits can be a liability.

Background: He has no memory of his childhood. His mind is a blank slate prior to a few years ago when he awoke in a lab in the small eastern European country of Doesntreallyexistia. In the early 90's after the Fall, several scientists fled into the country of Doesntreallyexistia and started up a supersoldier program (those rascally Ruskies!). Through the procedure, he gained enhanced strength, speed, agility, and senses. With those above-mentioned amazing abilities he was able to overthrow the evil scientists (all four of them!) who controlled Doesntreallyexistia.

The people of Doesntreallyexistia were so thankful to him, they named him their new king. He is a good king, a just king, and a wise king. Unlike RM552 and RM16603, he has actually been a competent ruler. It has been speculated that the cause of the King's divergent personality as it relates to RM552 and RM16603 might be explained by this reality's scientists using different experimental procedures on him.

Motivations: He just wants to do the right thing.

P.S. -- I'll post Zues' bio sometime tonight. I've certainly got the time, considering I'm snowed in at home right now.

[ 01-16-2003, 05:18 PM: Message edited by: Registered Member #552 ]

It took a little research, but I've found the answers to our questions:
AGW, you're unconscious in Mr. Misinformation's lair. Mr. Misinformation, Bundy Bear, Superfly Sr., Tractor Trailer Bob and The Amazing Harry are holding you hostage.
La Machine, I did start a haunted mansion story. Look on page 10, it's the post after RM552's JLR Bio.

ohhhhhh
I thought it was something Cowgirler said
alright

well pick up on it then!

JLR BIO: ZUES

Real Name: Zues (pronounced "Zoo-es")

Occupation: newbie god

JLR Occupation: none; associate of the JLR

Age/Height/Eyes/Hair/Skin/Species: variable; He prefers the standard "bearded guy in a toga" look, though.

Residence: Formerly Mt. Olympus; Currently, "New Olympus" (a.k.a. the hayloft of the Barn of Justice)

Powers: He's a god; use your imagination

Weaknesses: His only weakness is his inexperience. He's new to this "god stuff".

Background: He claims to have been created by a typographical error made by one of the "Authors of the Universe". No one believes him, though. In fact, no one even remembers being told his story moments after he tells them. Even Zues himself doesn't remember his origin until it's important to the plot, then he promply forgets as well.

After being kicked off of Mt. Olympus by the real Zeus, Zues has taken up residence in the hayloft of the Barn of Justice and renamed it "New Olympus". The JLR is still able to use the first floor of the barn, but are forbidden from the hayloft until it is "ready" -- whatever that means.

Since taking over the hayloft, the members of the JLR have heard strange noises and (sometimes) voices coming from the hayloft. Some members of the JLR are worried that Zues may be slightly insane....

Motivations: Eh, he's a god; he can do whatever he wants, whenever he wants.

[ 01-17-2003, 10:07 AM: Message edited by: Registered Member #552 ]

Hmmm..... so we live in a haunted farmhouse and we've got an inexperienced, slightly mad god living in the hayloft of our barn. Do you think this'll affect our property taxes?

[ 01-17-2003, 10:13 AM: Message edited by: Registered Member #552 ]

Does he have a green card?

a question for youse:

which ill lazily not retype, and just refer you to this thread :)

lemme know! (via email or PM)

Oops, sorry it late everyone. . .

JLR BIO: BRITANNICA

Real Name: Stephen J. Coppins, J.P., ADIPA(LP)D, ALIATec

Occupation Librarian; University Student; former Administrative assistant.

JLR Occupation: Moral compass; elder-statesman; know-it-all; and curator of the JLR Trophy Room

Age: 30 (in Feb)
Weight: 79kg
Height: 177cm
Eyes: Brilliant Blue
Hair: Brown (beard (if grown) – ginger)
Skin: Caucasian
Place of Birth: Isle of Sheppey, Kent, England, resident and naturalised citizen of Australia

Base of Operations: The Farmhouse of Justice, Pennsylvania, United States RKMB Universe; The DataBase, secret location in Australia; RKMB Universe. Formally The Barn of Justice, Pennsylvania, United States RKMB Universe; formally The House of Justice, DCMB Universe

Powers:
Psychic:
. Useless Information Ability
. Information Overload Attack
. Short-range subconscious telepathy with Mr. Misinformation. Allows Britannica to sense Mr. Misinformation’s plans, when in close physical proximity (See also weaknesses)

Physical:
. Independent Third-toe movement
. Partial invulnerability (only involving moving vehicles)
. Teleportation (instantaneous transportation between The Farmhouse of Justice and The Database, allowing Britannica to take part in JLR activities and still get to work on time. Also able to teleport to other realms, for example to that of the omnipotent being known as Rob, The Moderator – see also weaknesses)

Weapons: The Britannerang (see also weaknesses)

Skills: Able to conduct pre-school story-times for 30 children (plus mothers)

Weaknesses:
. Chocolate and other sweet consumable products - induces diabetic coma.

. A side-affect of Britannica’s teleportation power tends to shoot La Machine off somewhere to a random place on the Earth’s surface (luckily, so far, only to populated areas on land).

. Back in the original JLR Universe, Britannica was hypnotised by Chant to become the villainous Mr. Misinformation. Though it was believed that Britannica was cured, unknown to the other members of the JLR, the Mr. Misinformation persona often re-asserted itself. In this current reality Mr. Misinformation is a separate entity. It is unclear if Britannica has completely been purged of his Mr. Misinformation persona. . .

. Short-range subconscious telepathy with Mr. Misinformation. Allows Mr. Misinformation to sense Britannica’s plans, when in close physical proximity. Both Britannica and Mr. Misinformation are unaware of this ability.

. The Britannerang causes lots of damage – but not necessarily at what Britannica aims for. . .

Background:
The boy who would be come Britannica was born in England, to an English Father and Australian Mother. Britannica has one sibling, the adventurer known as Philomiragorn At the age of 8, young Britannica’s family moved to Australia.

Born a mutant, Britannica’s abilities revealed themselves at an early age. He was always found with his nose in non-fiction and reference books, which triggered his “useless information ability”. At the age of 10, Britannica crashed a dirt bike into a log pile on his Uncle’s farm, sustaining only a minor cut, beneath his nose, requiring only three stiches. Throughout his teenage years, Britannica secretly developed his teleportation ability, travelling to other realms, such as the DC, Marvel & Dr. Who universes. At age 20, Britannica was hit by a car sustaining only minor bruising and confirming Britannica’s partial invulnerability to moving vehicles.

Like all true geniuses, Britannica left school early. Britannica’s strong moral and ethical code, led him to work for organisations, which provided services to the community, such as the TAFE (Technical And Further Education) college network, a National Trade Union and the Library & Information profession (including University, TAFE & Public libraries).

While working in Libraries, Britannica’s information overload attack came to the fore, when he was required to write reports & record minutes and also explain library policy and procedure to library patrons. Expected to provide instant access to the answers to library patron requests for information, Stephen adopted the name Britannica (both as a reference to the Encyclopaedia and his British origin).

Britannica soon heard of the Superhero Group, the Justice League Reality, and successfully applied as a member. He took part in numerous adventures with the Team. On one such mission, Britannica was hypnotised by the villainous Chant, turning the hero into Mr. Misinformation. Though, thought to be cured by his teammates, Britannica’s Mr. Misinformation persona often asserted itself secretly. Not long after, the JLR suffered the “Crisis of the JLR-MB”, where their home Universe was deleted by Rob, the omni-potent being known as The Moderator!

Britannica and a majority of the JLR found themselves on the RKMB, renewing their battle with their arch-foe Chant (who also made it to the RKMB Universe), and fighting new foes, including the RKMB Universe’s version of Britannica, the villainous Mr. Misinformation & his army of Amazonian Librarians, and the Injustice Reality League.

Hey guys.

Sorry i haven't been on for a while. I just got my laptop back form the shop.

I'll have my bio up in a lil bit.

But mommy, I don't wanna go home!

Geez, I leave for a little while and I go from a prisoner in the lair of ????? to a prisoner in the lair of Mr. Misinformation, to beating up my captors....

But I don't wanna be rescued yet.

I had such a good idea for my captivity and ultimate rescue. We could even do a "JLR III: The Search for AGW" thing... eventually. I actually kinda liked that movie.

Huh?

But anyways, let's assume that I'm still being held captive by Mr. Misinformation. I'll figure out a way to make all the gaping holes in our storytelling make sense, I promise.

Britannica sips the last of his tea, dabs the sides of his mouth with a napkin and sits back contendley.

"That was delicious breakfast pizza (young) Nightwing. Maybe we should start bringing that furniture down from the attic"?

There is a crack of thunder and some spooky music . . .
Dun Dun Daaaaaaaaaaa

The JLR look around the room for the source of the music and the thunder. . .

RM552: It's probably Zues. . .

(y) NW: Right Team, lets get to the attic!

DLD: Yes! An old dusty attic! I will be in my natural environment - Now my true potential shall be revealed!!

[ 01-17-2003, 03:45 PM: Message edited by: Britannica ]

Oh, and how are you guys putting up your own AV's. I couldn't find a way to do it, and as much as I like the guy I'd rather not continue being Green Lantern, John Stewart.

Right...sorry about the confusion Wednesday. I'll try not to attempt anymore late-night posts.

And I can't get online until Monday. See you guys then.
--CJ

Goion off to a party. See you guys tomorrow night.

And yeah I like the idea of graphics too, Brit. Lemme know if I can help with sketches and stuff. :)

***off-topic (kinda sorta)*****

I just checked my email the other day for the first time since the new year. All the heromachine drawings you guys did look great. I'll do some for RM552, the King, and Zues sometime tomorrow. Um, you guys do know that you can download that program here and work on it offline, don't you?

As to getting a good picture, (on Windows machines) just push the "Prt Scrn" (i.e. Print Screen) button and then open up Paint (or your image editor of choice) and paste it. Then you can cut & crop to your heart's content. I've got no idea what you'd do on a Mac.

Oh, I forgot to mention this when I first posted, but.... Jackie, that drawing you did of Cowgirl Jack & She-Chant fighting was really good.

[ 01-19-2003, 11:48 PM: Message edited by: Registered Member #552 ]

As the JLR´s are sleeping they all feel a shiver going down their spine and they awaken, an evil gust of wind blows from the mountains (or from the nearest postoffice, you get the point!)

What is this evil, is it a new evil come to deliver havoc to the world or is it an ancient evil returned from oblivion (that´s right people, Chant was thrown into oblivion by the evil Bill Clinton) to once again throw the world into chaos, or maybe the government simply decided to raise taxes!!! (God forbid, Danish taxes are already at 50% of average income)

One by one the JLR members gather at the hayloft to discuss this new or old threat and what to do about this threat

The male members of the JLR head to the barn to discuss the chill.

"Move over, Napoleon. Britannica, what do you think is going on?"

***

Cowgirl Jack answers the front door. "Ah, Larry, come on in. I still see you're still in your orange jumpsuit. Maybe I can try to find you some new clothes. I don't think the guys have anything that will fit you. None of them are eight feet tall."

"Da," says Larry.

"Okay...well, I bought the jasmine--I want those underneath the oaks, surrounded by a brick boarder. There's a little marble statue that I want by the front door. Now here's you shovel."

Hola, peeps.

Just chiming in to say that after hours and hours of heavy review, I've finally written a summary of the JLR's adventures on this board thus far. It's not very short, however, so I'll probably post it as a completely different thread in this same forum (is that against the rules?). Hopefully, it will prove useful to someone like myself who gets confused, just wants to remember something that happened a dozen pages ago, or wants to jump onto the thread in the future.

Again, it's not very short but it is at least easier to comb through than the actual adventure. I apologize for the healthy length, but I didn't want to lose too much action in the translation.

Take care, peoples.