Back at the JLR interview room…
Wed: Alrighty then. So what are we going to do with this one?
RM552: Well, for the codename alone, I say we consider him. [rubbing his bruised shoulder] And he sure knows how to dish out the lumps.
MS2: He’s too young. His abilities are too random. And his control over his alter-egos leaves a lot to be desired.
Ace: Sounds like he’ll fit right in, then.
Wed: Maybe we should refer him to the Reality Titans?
CJ: Otherwise we could offer him temporary membership. A sword or axe against a vegibeastal form could come in very handy.
Ace: Hey! We don't want to kill La Machine. Just stop him, right?
CJ: Remember Ace, Vegi-La has regenerative powers. It'll take a lot to slow him down.
Ace: Oh yeah.
Wed: What if we end up with the berserker Hobbit?
RM552: Well that should be good for entertainment value.
Ace: OK. Let’s give the kid a break. I guess, we were all rookies when we started out.
MS2: I still say no.
Wed: I don’t know…? [looks to Cowgirl Jack] Temporary membership, huh?
CJ: Yep.
Wed: OK then. Let’s give him a go.
MS2: hmmm…
CJ: It’s OK Brian. Let him prove himself on the field. You can also offer him a few control techniques.
MS2: hmmm… OK. But under protest.
Wed: Alrighty then. Now we’ve got one and two half members.
Ace: So who’s next?
CJ: Um… Wild Thing.
Wednesday, Ace and Registered Member #552 burst into song
"… you make my heart sing…”MS2 & CJ: 
Wed, Ace & RM552: 
Ace pushes the intercom button and calls in Wild Thing. A shaggy fur-covered humanoid bounds into the room on all fours. The first things the JLR notice are the sharp teeth and claws. The next is the lack of clothing.
JLR: 
The man-beast sits on the floor and starts scratching behind his ear with his foot.
JLR: 
CJ: Hello, Mr. Wild Thing…
Wild Thing responds by lolling his tongue out of his mouth.
Ace: So, why do ya want to join the JLR?
Wild Thing looks around the room, a big glob of drool hangs from his mouth.
JLR: 
Wed: So would you like to demonstrate your abilities?
Wild Thing gets up off the floor, moves over to Wednesday and starts sniffing his crotch.
Wed: 
JLR: Wed: NEXT!!!!
