So, a couple of days after the big battle at the ambassadors office the Chessmaster is at home doing stuff. Suddenly the doorbell rings! (ohh, the suspense, the sheer suspense!!!)
The Chessmaster opens the door and finds two girlscouts. Well, not so much girlscouts as two huge bearded men with forearms as thick as a tree and a forehead more dense than a concrete wall.
Chessmaster - Umm, ches...I mean yes?
Goon1 - Hello, would you like to buy some cookies?
Goon2 - Yes, please buy some cookies
The Chessmaster looks a little perplexed, those two certainly don't look like girlscouts, but one never knows with all the hormon changes that young girls go through, and they do appear to be wearing genuine uniforms, and they do have cookies with them
Chessmaster - No thank you, I'm good for cookies
Goon1 - But we have chocolate cookies, and banana cookies and strawberry cookies an....
Chessmaster - I said no thank you please!
Goon1 - Ohh, that's okay then, though, we're also here for another reason
Goon2 - Yes, tell him about the other reason
Chessmaster - What other reason?
Goon2 - You'll hear soon enough
Goon1 - Yes, you'll hear soon enough!
Chessmaster - I'm still waiting here, and my feet are getting cold, could you please hurry?
Goon1 - Right, we're here to take you to Doctor Moriarty!
Chessmaster - Dr. who?
Goon2 - M.O.R.I.A.R.T.Y!
Chessmaster - Ohh, that CSF guy?
Goon2 - Yes, that's the one alright
Chessmaster - But I'm a member of the JLR now, if this is a recruitment drive then it's a bit late
Goon1 - Ohh, we know that, the Dr. wants to play a game of chess with you
Chessmaster - He does? Ohh, well, you should have said so earlier, let me just get my gear
Goon2 - Ahh, that won't be necessary, Dr. Moriarty already has a game of chess.
Goon1 - Yes, yes, what he said!
Chessmaster - Okaaaaaay, though I'd prefer using my own set, but I suppose I don't have a choice?
Goon2 - You sure don't!
Goon1 - It's true
Goon2 - It's damn true...
Chessmaster - Enough with the RKMB clichés please!!!
Goon1 - Umm, okay, though, before we go, can I ask you a question?
Chessmaster - Sure
Goon1 - You wanna buy some cookies?
Wait, wasn't the Chessmaster engaged in a battle against the CSF along with the JLR?
Then how can this happen?
Inconsistency?
Plot-hole?
Weirdness?
Time-warp?
Read more some other time!
