From the entrance of tunnel number one, the Umber-Hulk lumbers towards the JLR.
In tunnel number two...
Moriarty: There's the boy. Jack, release Grendel!
Spring-Heeled Jack: Sure thing, boss.
As the putrid form of Grendel shambles towards the Umber Hulk, in tunnel number three...
Sunlight: There's the boy. Hook, release the flying monkeys!
Captain Hook: Aye Aye, Captain Sunlight.
Meanwhile in the central cavern...
Ace: Here comes the Umber Hulk... and a huge slimy sluggy dragon-like thingy and some flying monkeys!
Ace bashes his knuckle-dusters together nervously.
*clang* *clang*SMM: So what do you want us to do now, oh
fearless one?
Brit: May I suggest we duck out of the way...
SMM: Chicken!
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Meanwhile on the outskirts of Big City...
Tommy: Are we there yet?
Nuriko98: No.
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Back in the tunnel....
RM552: Hey wait, guys. Grendel is going for the Umber Hulk!
TTT: And so are the flying monkeys!
Grendel and the Umber Hulk's huge forms clash together, but are soon distracted by the flying monkeys circling overhead. However most of the monkeys are knocked out when they hit the roof of the tunnel as they try to avoid being snatched out of the air by the two combatants. Others simply end up us the monsters lunch.
Moriarty: What the bloody hell is Grendel doing!?!
Sunlight: What the bloody hell are those Monkey's doing!?!
Fused: Yo, Alex's gonna end up with a wicked case of monkey breath.
Wed: They weren't relatives of your's were they Spungy-Monkey-Boy?
SMM: I steal your steel skin if you don't watch it....
Brit: Enough bickering, folks. Chessmaster!
....
....
....
Brit: Chessmaster? Hey, where is he?
Hybrid: And Transneapolitan's gone too.
Brit: Hmmm... well no time for that now. Spandex. Glow. Glow like you've never glown before!
SMM: Oh yeah. I getcha...
Spandex Monkey Man walks closer to the two dinning monsters, turns around, drops his pants and wills his butt to glow brightly (as Spandex Monkey Man stole his light powers from the meta-human called
Moonshine). The two creatures of darkness recoil from the light.
Brit: Excellent. Now Ace, Fused. Keep an eye on Grendel. If he even thinks about moving. Hit him with everything you've got.
Ace: One kitchen sink card coming up.
Fused: You've got a kitchen sink card?
Ace: I'll explain later...
SMM: Will you two hurry up, this isn't going to hold them for long you know.
Brit: Now now, don't be in such a hurry, my hasty ally. TTT, can you slow down time?
TTT: Well it is not that simple to...
Brit: Nevermind. We will have to learn more about the specifics of your abilities later. Midnight, RM, Wednesday and Hybrid. I would like you to give me a hand please.
MS2: Four-on-one, crash tackle on the Umber Hulk?
Brit: Um... yes.. how did you...?
MS2: 
Brit: ah, telepathy. Of course.
Midnight Spectre 2.0, Registered Member #552, Wednesday and Hybrid rush at the Umber Hulk...
Brit: Wednesday!!
Wed: Oh yeah [Wednesday transforms into his organic steel form]
The four heroes get ever closer and closer and...
*bump* *crash* *clang* *boing*Wed: Oops.
RM552: Well that didn't work.
SMM: Some plan,
fearless 
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Meanwhile on the outskirts of Big City...
Tommy: Are we there yet?
Nuriko98: No.
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Back at the tunnel...
Brit: Just try and hold it, fellas.
TTT: Let me give you guys a hand.
As the four heroes jump up and pile on the Umber Hulk, The Time Trust walks up and reaches out to the Umber Hulk.
TTT: Hooboy. This is gonna hurt.
Suddenly time slows down around the Umber Hulk and the five heroes.
Britannica walks up to the bizarre battle. A slow motioned RM552, hanging onto one leg of the Umber Hulk, Midnight Spectre the other. Wednesday gripping onto the left arm, while Hybrid has the right arm in a bear-hug (with real bear arms). The Time Trust, crouched down, is touching the Umber Hulk's foot, as it slowly flails it's body in some weird contemporary-dance routine.
Brit: Hope this works...
Britannica establishes eye contact with the Umber Hulk and...
Brit: Information Overload!
Britannica forces the entire contents of:
Whittaker's Almanac
Macquarie Dictionary
Lonely Planet guides to Greece, Krakatini, Doestnreallyexistia and Vietnam
The Australian Who's Who (1985 edition)
Worldbook Encyclopedia
Patrick Moore's Atlas of the Universe
And
My very first book of dinosaurs
Directly into the Umber Hulks brain...
The Time Trust releases his temporal grip and falls back exhausted by his power stunt and time goes back to normal for the remaining combatants.
The Umber Hulk staggers forward a bit, slumps and quickly stands upright once more.
MS2: Look out. It didn't work!
SMM: Like it was going too.
Brit: Bugger.
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Meanwhile on the outskirts of Big City...
Tommy: Are we there yet?
Nuriko98: No.
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Back at the tunnel...
The Umber Hulk moves towards the heroes.
The JLR take a step back.
The Umber Hulk opens it’s mouth...
Umber Hulk: Hey guys.
Hybrid: It's Centurian!
Brit: Thank goodness for that.
Ace: Brit. Grendel's getting up!
SMM: Ace. Fused. Throw the kitchen sink!
As Ace, Fused and Spandex Monkey Man throw everything they have at Grendel...
Brit: Centurian. Get in there. You're our only hope of stopping that thing!
Cent/Umber Hulk: But...
Brit: No time for arguing. Get in there!
Cent/Umber Hulk: Um... okay then.
Centurian starts to lumber towards Grendel...
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Meanwhile on the outskirts of Big City...
Tommy: Are we there yet?
Nuriko98: No.
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The two monsters stand in the middle of the tunnel hacking and slashing at each other.
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Else when in another topic...The Master of Information is so absorbed in his research that he doesn't notice...
BLINKAce: Heads up Brit!
Brit: [looking up] Huh!?! [and noticing that he standing in the midst of a battle between Grendel of the CSF and an Umber Hulk!]
Britannica falls backwards, his book flying from his hands, as the massive claw of the Umber Hulk rushes towards him...
BLINKAce: Brit: [who is making sure TTT is OK, turns around to look at Ace] What?
Ace: Nevermind. Just a dangling plot thread being tied up I guess. By the way you dropped a book.
Brit: Ah, thank you. I’ve been looking for that.
SMM: We are in so much trouble now.
Brit: Nonsense. Centurian is doing splendidly.
MS2: Britannica. I think you should listen to the Monkey Man…
Suddenly a mystical mist surrounds the Umber Hulk. Transporting it away from the JLR realm and replacing it with the pyjama clad Centurian.
Grendel: 
Centurian: Brit: Oh dear…
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Meanwhile on the outskirts of Big City...
Tommy: Are we there yet?
Nuriko98: No.
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Meanwhile in Big City…
Transneapolitan: So how comes you aren’t with Morriarty and the others?
Scaramanga: Because we came to Big City for two specific purposes.
Transneapolitan: Oh what’s that?
Malfoy: The capture of the boy, Alex Henderson.
Scaramanga: And the death of the Mayor of Big Town.
Transneapolitan: Why do you want the Mayor dead?
Malfoy: He cut the fiction budget of the Big City Public Library.
Suddenly, in bursts Chessmaster 9000.53!
Chessmaster 9000.53: Transneapolitan! Would you care to explain yourself?
Transneapolitan: Chessmaster 9000.53!
Transneapolitan transforms his fists into coconut ice-cream maces and…
*THUD* *THUD*Knocks out Malfoy and Scaramanga.
Transneapolitan: Glad you turned up when you did buddy. I just tracked down two of the bad guys…
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Meanwhile on the outskirts of Big City...
Tommy: Are we there yet?
Nuriko98: Welcome to Big City, big boy.
