And thousands of The Time Trusts, two ninjas, and a group called the Justice League Reality continue punching and kicking their way through thousands of Agent Smiths.
Stupid Dogg: There's gotta be some way to tell which one's my wife.
Just then, Agent Smith 736 tears through The Time Trusts barracade and almost reaches Chessmaster, but, lucky for him, Stupid Dogg pulls the hero out of the way just in time. Then, lucky for both of them, the evil program is tackled by TTT145, 423, and 1654 before he can assimilate the two heroes.
The Time Trust 145: Chessmaster, use your board to help the rest of the team.
Stupid Dogg (to Chessmaster): Wait, you're one of the JLR? I don't remember your picture on the poster.
Chessmaster: Well, I just joined. Wait... you have a JLR poster?
Stupid Dogg (shaking him): Ummm... well.... nevermind that. Tell me you've got x-ray vision!
Chessmaster: Uhhh, no.
Stupid Dogg notices the chessboard.
Stupid Dogg: Telepathy? That's it, you read your opponents' minds with telepathy when you play them! Maybe you can--
Chessmaster: I can't do that either. I use this chess board to move my teammates on the field by moving these chess pieces on my board.
Stupid Dogg: Well, geez, that's a stupid power.
Chessmaster: Hey! Don't forget you're one of us now. I'll have you know I could fling you right in the middle of that fight by just--
Stupid Dogg: Wait, that's it! They want us, we'll just take one of them instead. Quick, how does somebody become a member?
Chessmaster: I guess you just need to accept an invitation by an active member.
Stupid Dogg: Perfect! Set up your board.
Chessmaster: What?
Stupid Dogg: Hurry!
Chessmaster busies himself with his pieces while Stupid Dogg hurries over to the tackled Smith.
Stupid Dogg: EVERYONE LISTEN UP!
But the frey continues. Well, that wasn't going to get anyone's attention. So Stupid Dogg pulls out his Super Soaker 70thousand and points at the downed agent's head.
Stupid Dogg: I'VE GOT A VIRUS IN HERE UNDER 40,000 POUNDS OF PRESSURE. THE ONLY THING KEEPING A WHOLE LOTTA VIRUS FROM THIS AGENT'S HEAD IS MY TRIGGER FINGER. NOW LISTEN UP!
And every agent, android, ninja, and superhero stops in their tracks.
Stupid Dogg: I KNOW HOW THIS WORKS. YOU'RE ALL NETWORKED. I INFACT ONE OF YOU, YOU ALL CATCH IT.
Agent Smith 738 (from beneath three TTTs): Now, Mr. Dogg, you wouldn't want to lose your precious wife, would you? After all, she's your entire reason for being here; isn't that right? Besides, didn't you say you're almost out of ammo, Mr. Dogg?
Stupid Dogg (to Agent Smith 738): I know what you're thinking. Did he use it all up, or is there some virus left in that gun? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a Super Soaker 70thousand, the most powerful squirt gun in the world, and would wipe your entire network clean, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?
Stupid Dogg cocks his high pressure gun and every Smith takes one step back.
Stupid Dogg: HONEY, I KNOW YOU'RE OUT THERE SOMEWHERE, AND I DON'T CARE WHAT SMITH SAYS, I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME!
Chessmaster: Oh, I see.
Stupid Dogg: I NEED YOU TO DO ME A FAVOR, HONEY. I NEED YOU TO JOIN THE JLR.
Chessmaster 9000.53 puts the last piece on his board.
Nothing.
Stupid Dogg: YOU HEAR ME, HONEY? I KNOW YOU CAN AND I NEED YOU TO TRUST ME. I REALLY NEED YOU TO TRUST ME RIGHT NOW. ACCEPT MY INVITATION TO JOIN THE JUSTICE LEAGUE REALITY.
Suddenly, the sound of one pawn rumbling on its square echos through the silent crowd.
Chessmaster looks up and points.
Chessmaster: THERE!
Everyone turns to one agent, who looks at his fellow duplicates sheepishly.
The Time Trust: GET HER!
And thousands of The Time Trusts, two ninjas, and a group called the Justice League Reality begins punching and kicking their way to one Agent Smith.
