Damn.....Doc got me in the eye......hand me the tissue, Grimm...

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Mumbled quietly by My Bitch while masturbating to squirrel porn:
See, here's the thing. If you have time for insanely long posts in the talk thread, you have time to put something in the story

See, here's the thing. If you have time to deepthroat me, I may not have to spank you with pliers tonight....

No, really, insanely long posts about nothing, I can do in a matter of seconds. It's called 'Free-flowing'. Adding something to the ongoing continuity of this mangled, manipulative, and overly-complicated Universe takes a fucking lifetime. [nyah hah]


Phil, calm down.

Someone get that man a Playgirl.......