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Realizing that he’s begun a war on his own land, Chant teleports himself to Chantania in hopes of stopping the battle, but not before realizing, all too late, that the ray’s satellite has been damaged by a colliding meteorite. When Chant appears in Chantania the entire crowd turns on him, but unfortunately for him, stomach pains due to scrambled molecules from a bad teleport render him unable to fight the attacking JLR and ILR.
Superfly Sr. makes his first appearance in a long while and pimp slaps the welcoming Dun Like Dinner unconscious then drags him out of the way.
A new hero steps from the shadows. (young) Nightwing remembers Chant, fighting paper golems, and fighting alongside the JLR, but doesn’t remember his previous identity. Immediately, She-Chant and Harpy are smitten with the new arrival’s chiseled body. Taking advantage of the diversion he’s created, (young) Nightwing knocks the evil Superfly Sr. unconscious with a kick to the back of the head, and sends the attacking Mr. Misinformation’s airborne with a ki blast aimed at the ground beneath him.
Registered Member 552 sees the solution to his problem and points out the newcomer to the troll girl. Though, having easily defeated Superfly Sr. and Mr. Misinformation, (young) Nightwing falls to the now smitten troll girl. Registered Member 552’s is in the clear, apparently.
In the confusion, Chant escapes everyone using a special teleporting frog from a nearby lake, while young (Nightwing) escapes the girls using a golden aura of rage. Tired, the heroes of the JRL and the villains of the IRL go their separate ways.
Back at the Barn of Justice, Registered Member 552 is convinced that, since everyone else seems to have one, king of Doesntreallyexistia must be his evil doppelganger. With hopes of defeating the evil king once and for all and a reluctant Ace by his side, Registered Member 552 uses the broom closet to teleport to the Royal Chambers of the King of Doesntreallyexistia. In next to no time, Registered Member 552 finds the king and launches an unrelenting assault. At the same time, Ace does some detective work to discover the truth behind the king’s true identity. When his worst reservations are confirmed, Ace presents his busy teammate with undeniable proof that the king is actually the better version. Just then, the royal guards break down the door to the royal chamber.
Back at the Barn of Justice, young (Nightwing) is training outside with Dun Like Dinner, Britannica is reading a book on the hay cart outside, La Machine is sleeping, and Cowgirl Jack is changing in one of the stalls while Harpy stands lookout. Tired of their living accommodations and lack of privacy, the two females decide to move into the farmhouse over the hill Harpy once saw with her keen vision.
Meanwhile, in She-Chant’s other lair, She-Chant fills Toxic Bob and Mr. Misinformation in on her plan to kidnap Harpy and turn her into their ally. She-Chant believes Harpy, inherently evil due to Chant’s design, will make a good asset to the IRL even if she changes back to her regular form.
Intent on capturing Harpy, She-Chant heads to the Barn of Justice with a potato sack, but discovers the girls missing. All is not lost, though, as she hears loud female voices from the farmhouse over the hill, finds the singing and cooking heroines, and takes her opportunity to crash their party and kidnap Harpy. Using an explosive envelope, She-Chant blows up the ceiling above Jackie, sending it toppling over her.
Back at her lair, She-Chant opens the sack to find that Harpy has changed back to Alice, the original form of the evil clone created by Chant. Alice makes quick work of all three villains and steals She-Chant’s exploding envelopes to bring her creator and loved one.
In the barn, La Machine wakes up with a craving for Pop Tarts. He heads downstairs in his “Tasmanian Devil” boxers and disturbs the cooking Dun Like Dinner with the sight of his “boys on vacation.” Asked to leave, the lethargic La Machine goes into the broom closet to retrieve Dun Like Dinner’s Pop Tarts stash and finds himself teleported to the middle of the Royal Chambers of the King of Doesntreallyexistia while wearing nothing more than boxers and a jersey.
