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The guards enter the chamber room and ask for the one responsible for the intrusion. Ace and Registered Member 552 point out the newly arrived La Machine as the culprit and the guards give chase. After the fleeing La Machine leads the guards away, Ace and Registered Member 552 apologize to the king for their mistake. Five hours later, they finally attempt a rescue and pull a still fleeing La Machine to the side. The guards see the three together, judge that they are all accomplices, and give renewed chase.
Fifty miles from the barn, (young) Nightwing is meditating in hopes of collecting his lost memories. Before he can progress beyond a few letters in his lost name, (young) Nightwing hears a commotion from the farmhouse. In less than a blink he covers the distance and rescues Cowgirl Jack from under the heavy cave in. Back at the Barn of Justice the two hear a commotion from the broom closet and decide to interrupt Britannica’s reading so they can all investigate.
In Doesntreallyexistia a fleeing Registered Member 552, Ace, and La Machine are saved from the royal guards when La Machine’s Walkman goes off and blares Diana Ross music, sending the guards into a hypnotic state. La Machine sorely admits that he loves Diana Ross to the amusement of Ace and Registered Member 552.
Britannica appears with young (Nightwing) and surmises that the ugly troll woman must be Chantina, She-Chant’s older sister and heir to the throne of Chantania since the benevolent king would only marry such an ugly creature to bring peace between their two lands. With that, the commencement of the royal wedding is announced. Britannica quickly hatches a plan to save the two lands despite the king’s unconscious condition. Registered Member 552 will substitute for his mirror image and marry the troll.
At Mr. Misinformation’s lair, She-Chant reads of her bigger sister’s wedding to the king in the “Chantania Rant.” Toxic Bob, love-struck by Chantina since his run in with her in the land of Chantania, runs off to save the object of his affection from the arms of the undeserving king. As he leaves, “Bundy” Bear, Superfly Sr., Tractor-Trailer Bob and The Amazing Harry enter the lair carrying the unconcsious form of Any Given Wednesday.
The JLR, minus Any Given Wednesday (a prisoner of the ILR), Cowgirl Jack (who has been left behind in the forest of Doesntreallyexistia), and (young) Nightwing (whose chiseled frame would surely cause an undesirable uproar of admiring women), all attend the wedding. Registered Member 552, alongside his soon-to-be bride prays desperately for a rescue. When the time comes for anyone to give a reason why the two should not be wed, Registered Member 552 sees his chance, but an evil stare from Chantina stops anyone in the church from speak out against the wedlock. Just as the priest is about to pronounce them man and wife, a French chef burst onto the scene, interrupting the ceremony. The disguise doesn’t last, however, and the chef is soon revealed to be Cowgirl Jack, attempting a rescue. Before the guards can seize her, Cowgirl Jack shoves Registered Member 552 into the wedding cake and takes off, followed by the rest of the JLR attendees.
Ace defeats a few guards with a concussion card while Cowgirl Jack plows through a few with her cake. The JLR are still outnumbered but La Machine finally plays Diana Ross music to transfix the remaining guards. Nevertheless, a desperate Chantina grabs hold of Britannica’s cape and pulls him into a bear hug. Given the daunting new adversary, the rest of the JLR run for their lives.
This time it’s Toxic Bob to the rescue as he bursts in and calls for the love of Chantina who, upon seeing Toxic Bob, drops the thankful Britannica. The two uglies run lovingly into each other’s arms and smooch.
The members of both the ILR and JLR attend the wedding, with the grateful king standing as host.
[ 01-23-2003, 05:04 AM: Message edited by: AGW ]
