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Originally posted by Chewy Walrus:
"Doctor", welcome aboard. I see another one of Pro's friends has made it among our ranks. What is this now? Number four? At any rate, Doc, we're glad to have you with us. :)

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See? Don't I always contribute to the team? It's called marketing, people! :)

Let's look at some ironic stats, shall we?

First, there was Mordecai. A vampire.

Then, Midnight. An immortal assassin.

Now, Grimm. The "Biker from Hell".

And, Dirk Bell. A.....well, he's wearing a black trenchcoat and fedora.

I see a pattern forming....

Why do I always attract the dark ones? Pro was never dark. Turkish isn't dark. Foreman wasn't dark, per se. Malvana wasn't dark. Why the dark ones? Why can't I get people in here that write nice, happy characters?