"See? Don't I always contribute to the team? It's called marketing, people!"
Marketing? I thought it was more like begging! j/k
"Let's look at some ironic stats, shall we?"
Okey-dokey.
"First, there was Mordecai. A vampire."
Scary!
"Then, Midnight. An immortal assassin."
What? Immoral ass? Oohh, did I say that?
"Now, Grimm. The "Biker from Hell"."
Excuthe me, that'th "grim visage of death", pleathe. In all seriousness though, don't take "biker from hell", literally. That's just a quick way to describe his physical appearance.
"And, Dirk Bell. A.....well, he's wearing a black trenchcoat and fedora."
Hmm. Trenchcoat. Fedora. Classic warning signs of a serial jackass! Kidding, doctor, kidding.
"Why do I always attract the dark ones? "
Dunno. It's a bit like asking why do I always seem to attract psychotic women, isn't it?
"Pro was never dark. Turkish isn't dark. Foreman wasn't dark, per se. Malvana wasn't dark. Why the dark ones? Why can't I get people in here that write nice, happy characters? [/QB][/QUOTE]
"Shiny, happy people. . .
ok, stop, I want all the shiny people over here and all the happy people over here. . ."Denis Leary
Grimm who is in way too much of a good mood today.