A prison in Mandelovia...*A man sits in his cell, he's mumbling to himself.*
Prisoner: Stupid magic elf guy buying a stupid fruity drink shattering my stupid armor...
*Suddenly, three more figures are in the room. One is huge and wolflike in appearance, another is a large man with mechanical arms and the third is a smallish man in a lab coat, his hair is messy and he has a crazy look in his eyes, which are covered by thick glasses.*
Prisoner: Huh? Wha?
Lab coat guy: Surely you recognize me, for I am the one who created and gave to you your Robitically Articulated Manned Protective Assault Gear Exoskeleton, allowing a petty criminal like yourself to become the supervillain RAMPAGE!
RAMPAGE: Oh, it's you, uh do you got another suit? The other one was kinda shattered by a magic elf warrior guy.
Lab coat guy: Indeed I do! For Tommy Evil prepares for all situations!
RAMPAGE: Uh, OK. Who are dese other guys?
Tommy Evil: Ah, yes you haven't met my other creations! My wolflike lackey is a genetics experiment! His intelligence is low, but he's physically unstoppable! He is Attempt W! The cyborg is a man I enhanced using my astounding intellect! I turned a mere mugger into a fighter without equal! He is Taserfist! Now, come with us RAMPAGE!
RAMPAGE: Uh, where are we going?
Tommy Evil: To help the MBL! None save Tommy Evil shall know the pleasure of grinding the Earth beneath their heel! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
RAMPAGE: Oh, OK.
Taserfist: Let's do it already! I've got a sandwich card that's about to expire!
Attempt W: ME...LIKE...SAND...SAND...WICH.
Tommy Evil: Then we shall leave this place and go to the MBL's headquarters, where they have no choice but to greet us with open arms! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!
*All four of them vanish.*
