Owing to renenwed weavil infestation, in the kitchen cupboards, I have had to throw out all my tea.

There will be no more tea until monday.

For a while, I did consider chucking the whole lot into what could generously be described as the swimming pool, (with the dead rat frozen into the surface and drowned frogs lying on their backs on the bottom), in the hope that it would turn the water brown. I'm being evicted soon, so anything to raise the property value.

Spare 20p for a cuppa?

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""If that mountain's going to fall on me, it's going to fall on you too."

- Steven Jesse Bernstein"