I'm devastated! I'm so depressed I may never recover. The little old ladies who run the tea bars in courts are leaving! [sad] The Women's Royal Voluntary Society have decided to concentrate on services for elderly people, rather than brewing tea for thirsty lawyers, journalists, crooks and witnesses. How am I going to get through the working day without tea?

They're talking about getting ... *shudder* ... a vending machine. Instant vending machine tea... (throws up)."