Papercut Fun wrote:
I think mountain dew breaks down as:
75 parts caffeine
15 parts sugar
6 parts crack/heroine blend
3 parts fuzzy blue stuff that grows from cultures underneath moist wooden door frame
1 part manufactured semi-hydroxilated dew (not necessarily from mountains)
At least that's what's printed on the cans...but you can never tell for sure if they're being accurate. There might actually be some bad stuff in there too.
