Mike Carey wrote:

"And lo! You just *did* win. Congratulations, Bat-Mite. You're a credit to the board.

But we didn't agree on the prize. I have to retire into my tents now and think of something suitable.

Gold-plated cadillac...? Nah, too showy.
Million dollars worth of assorted stock in...? No, no, market's jittery.

It'll come to me."