Lord_Savaunt wrote:
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Originally posted by Neilencio:
you have a girlfriend who gives you videogame consoles as a gift for your anniversary? man, i wish i have your luck with girls.
i mean, my luck with girls are limited to being treated as a little brother or sumthin.
i even bought a blow-up doll but the doll just wants to be friends with me.
teabags can be used to cure athlete's foot. just wet the bag and rub them on the part of your feet that smells.
Well I used to be in your shoes Neilencio so I know where you're coming from. Diana is actually my first girlfriend. Prior to that it was just one night stand, hookers, and crazy girls that think they're friends are vampires and satan wants their soul (not kidding with that last one byw). I think it took meeting a tea drinking woman that doesn't mind dating a man younger than her son (even if only by a few months) to get things on the right track."
