Liadan Savaunt wrote:
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Originally posted by Neilencio:
you have a girlfriend who gives you videogame consoles as a gift for your anniversary? man, i wish i have your luck with girls.
i mean, my luck with girls are limited to being treated as a little brother or sumthin.
i even bought a blow-up doll but the doll just wants to be friends with me.
teabags can be used to cure athlete's foot. just wet the bag and rub them on the part of your feet that smells.
What are you looking for? Lord Savaunt found me at a kissing booth (raising funds for charity). I didn't think anyone would pay to kiss an old, fat woman like me. But here comes my lord, plops down his money and gives me a kiss to curl my toes!
After having read some Sandman and Lucifer books, I realized I resemble Despair, only with better hair. In many ways, older is better. Look outside your box. Develop an ability for small talk. Make the woman feel you're interested in her (and her satisfaction). You never know, you may find one of your friends will become something more. Oh, and my Lord says to pass on my favorite teas are Jasmine and Camomile, sweetened with a bit of honey."
