Alistair wrote:
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Morning grande soy no-whip hot chocolate
Anyone who actually asks for something like that deserves all they get.
This is me:
""Coffee, please.""
Moron behind the counter:
""Espresso, cappucino, latte, lo-fat, soy, columbian, dry roast, idunnoi'mmakingthiscrapupnow, corn-fed goat-cheese coffee, frappadocio, decaf, recaf, ... oh, he's leaving. Was it something I said?""
Anyway, I'm sure demon spit fetches good prices in the right market. Count yourself lucky."
