-Bruce wrote:

">Diogenes spoke first. Although covered in filth, his voice was imperious. ""You've come to me for advice? Well, a warning to you: your head will hang in that vine, Macedonian, unless you change your choice of refreshments.""

>The King stopped in his tracks. ""In that case, philosopher, what do you suggest?""

>Diogenes held up a finger, and then disappeared inside his hovel. Alexander was bemused, and Parmenion incandescent with fury at the wretch's manners. Diogenes returned, with a satchel of herbs.

...for a moment there I thought he was going to come out with a can of pepsi or budweiser :)

you know, Mike could make a bit on the side if he had one of the 'good' guys (let's say, Michael) stopping by McDonalds and saying something like , ""mmmmm, Heavenly."""