Red wrote:
"Harrumph... By immense popular demand, and at no little cost to personal sanity, I present:
SFX: TRUMPET FANFARE, DRUM ROLL
THE LEOPARD THONG
Onthe I met a leopard
who knew a pretty thong
he nagged and curthed and thwore
that I thhould try to thing along
At latht my will caved in
to hith ""pleathe, come on be thquare!""
it wath to hard to rethitht
hith unrelenting glare
My voithe rothe up in thong
though I knew it mutht be wrong
though I be damned to hell
I thang the LEOPARD THONG!
Chorus (sorry: choruth):
The LEOPARD THONG ith nithe,
the LEOPARD THONG ith cool
I thing it when I rithe
I thhout it out at thcool
The crowd may boo ""THHUT UP!""
the church bellth may go DING DONG!
I cannot hear them, my brain ith thimply
filled by the LEOPARD THONG!
SFX: Roaring applause, the crowd goes ape
I rest my case
"
