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There's not much room in there, Neilencio.
There's a lot more room in her cleavage than there is in her trousers...
Hey DMcD! You made it!
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Yeah, I'm here at last.
Glad you're feeling better, Dave...
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quote:
Originally posted by D. McDonagh:
Yeah, I'm here at last.
Glad you're feeling better, Dave...
Me too, but I hasten to point out that I was not ill.
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Originally posted by THE Franta:
ooops sorry I thought this thread was about Blow Jobs....sorry
You mean it isn't?
damn, and to think that I have supported this thread for so long, how could I have been so blind?
I mean, there's a post in here about the gay language called polaroids or something.
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BTW, Hello Dominic, let me greet you in the standard Bizzaro greeting :
gOOdByE DoMiNiC! Me aM NoT hAppY tO sEE yOu In HeRe! yOu Am NoT WeLcOmE hErE! You aM a SoN-Of-A-FeMaLe dOg! HeLLo!
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I think you've been smoking teabags again.
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Hi, Nilencio.
I always liked Bizarro: those watches are bleeding useless though...
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A particularly stupid piece of merchandise from last year: a watch shaped like Bizarro's medallion that runs backwards.
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A particularly stupid piece of merchandise from last year: a watch shaped like Bizarro's medallion that runs backwards.
You have to admit that it's a little less useless than the Bizzaro Treadmill.
Which reminds me, French tanks could work well in Bizarro world since they have six gears for reverse and one that makes it go forward just in case they get attacked from behind.
Also, I think it shoots talking hamburgers.
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McDonalds will be interested in the armament industry, then.
The Bizarro watch...did it show the time?
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After a fashion: it runs backwards and has the numbers set around the face backwards.
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Sounds like a mental contortion every time you glance at your wrist.
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I once saw a guy walking around a comic shop with one of those $250.00 replica Thor hammers...that was a mental contortion...
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quote:
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I once saw a guy walking around a comic shop with one of those $250.00 replica Thor hammers...that was a mental contortion...
Something tells me he wasn't there to put up some new shelves?
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If it can summon thunderstorms it would've justified the price, and will not make me feel embarassed to carry one in public.
anybody who makes fun of me will feel the wrath of a thundergod, to say the least.
although if we're talking about realistic replicas of superhero weapons I'd definitely choose a Green Lantern's power ring, or Sinestro's so it won't have that wussy yellow weakness...I bet those rings can make tea.
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You could use Iron Man's helmet as a kettle.
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I saw the same guy..months later... with a replica, steel Captain America shield..even had the leather straps....
That shield would make a nice tea saucer for one of those oversized cups though...
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I'd just like to stress that I do not have one of those watches myself. I just saw them in Previews and had by bind moggled.
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Nothing worse than a moggled bind. quote:
Originally posted by Pig Iron:
I saw the same guy..months later... with a replica, steel Captain America shield..even had the leather straps....
That shield would make a nice tea saucer for one of those oversized cups though...
That's what I'd call a large cappucino.
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There's a news story in New Scientist this week about a weed called Mikania Micrantha which is killing off tea plants in India.
Mikania was introduced to the country in the Second World War, as a means of camouflaging airfields and has been nick-named the 'mile a minute' weed because of the speed at which it spreads.
It can only be controlled with chemicals early in the tea growing season and after that it has to be cut out by hand.
The good news is that the rust fungus puccinia spegazzinii (which attacks Mikania in South America) is probably going to be used as a bio-control in India, once it's been established that the fungus isn't going to start decimating any native vegetation.
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Reminds me ofthe rabbit problem in Australia. Rabbits over-ran native vegetation, so they introduced foxes to kill them, and instead the foxes started killing indigeneous animals. So they itroduced mixamotosis, a disease which kills rabbits, but its not very effective. So now Australia is filled with sick rabbits.
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Sounds a bit like a metaphor for the comics industry.
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I suppose from now on I'll just have to put up with my tea being a strange rusty colour.
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...uh, you mean it wasn't before?
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My loyal and trusted man-servant, Tebbit, maintains that a good cup of tea should be a dark yellow colour and should be served tepid, rather than piping hot.
For some reason, milk always curdles in his tea, so I have grown accustomed to drinking it without.
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Dominic and I were discussing the curdling thing earlier. Its a fallacy. The milk can't really curdle in tea, unless its boiling. Cream can, though.
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Everytime I see the word "manservant" I tend to feel a subtle longing for the touch of a man.
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You could always just touch yourself and save $50.
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This is one of those times where I feel like I'm psychic or something because that's exactly what I've been doing for 14 years now.
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I didn't knwo you were 45!
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21 - 14 = I started wanking when I was 7. Where did you get 45?
Holy Crap Dave, is that the kind of math they teach you in law school?
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Oh. I thought you started when you were 31.
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I bought two excellent anthologies of haiku today and now I have a new challenge for the teabag thread: Write a haiku on the subject of tea.
A haiku is a three line verse. The words in the first line should total five syllables, the second line should have seven syllables and the third and last, five. So that's five/seven/five.
The writer Jack Kerouac suggested that a haiku could be any image or simple sentiment expressed in a few short lines.
If anyone attempts a limerick I will personally hunt them down and torture them.
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Its also essential to make reference to the season in which the haiku is concerned.
Winter is early
leaves stain the snow tannin brown
Not crunchy, soggy.
As for a limerick:
There was a pig farmer from York
Who plugged up his teapot with cork
Quoth he, "Now its not runny
Even if it tastes funny
But the cork is much better than pork."
Lame but the best I can do on short notice.
And you have to find me to maim me, bw7.
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backwards, I can give you specific directions to Dave's current base of operations. Please bring a webcam.
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steeped, sweet aroma
steam glides upwards enticing
soft shortbread awaits
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