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Originally posted by backwards7:
I came home drunk one night and shot the TV in my bedroom with a pistol crossbow (it stuck in the control panel).
[worst. icon. ever.] scariest. poster. ever.

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Originally posted by backwards7:
A funny thing happened a few months ago: I found myself in the supermarket thinking: "Tomorrow's The Grand Prix. I need to buy a couple of bottles of good beer."
the jewish have a word for this:

"barmitzvah"

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Originally posted by backwards7:
Also if the game or whatever doesn't go your way and you're tanked up on alcohol, you're going to want to break something aren't you?
an interesting point, and one that shows itself after any college team's big win. or big loss.

now, granted, i can drink boat loads and boat loads of alkeyhal with no effect, but... i've tried to get drunk while watching games and have never been able to do it. probably because as soon as i am drunk, the game loses all importance, and i start groping the women in the room inappropriately.

however, i do welcome you to the fascination (addiction) of beer and tv sports. there's no turning back now.