i think the first thing i ever wanted to be was a carpenter.... but i dont remember why. biblical? guhdunno.

my biggest dream, tho, was to be a baseball player. centerfield for the new york yankees. its all i wanted, its all i did. i used to sleep with my baseball mit on my hand still.

now? ... id definitely have to go with actor / comedian / entertainer. modeled after, say, jerry seinfeld, or adam sandler, or mike meyers, or robin williams.