y'know whats "weird"?

the convenience store around the corner from me was just robbed, like, last week.

thats retarded!!

how could something like that happen?

its a known fact that convenience stores will be robbed (3 are robbed per state, per day). its a known fact that convenience store employees will be harassed (conv. store clerk being ranked as the 5th worst job in america).

and yet, it keeps happening!

AND, according to detailed police records, complete with photo reports, many convenience store assailants are repeat offenders, often attempting to rob from the same store twice within a years time.

how, with all this fore-knowledge, does it continue?!!? especially when cops are ALWAYS at convenience stores to get coffee and nudie mags.

obviously, its because they allow it to happen.

and im sure its no coincidence that most convenience stores are run by arab-americans.

certainly, this, too, must be a conspiracy -- thinking ANY other way means that you're ignoring a lot of facts and, therefore, wrong.