I suppose I'm contributing to my own ridicule, here, but it's funny, so what the hell.

I've been declared an honorary lesbian by my lesbian buddies. Actually, it's more like I'm their mascot/roadie. They dress me up in stupid clothes (they assure that women love baggy pants but I see no dignity in holding them up while you're talking to a chick), they make me carry their stuff from place to place, and they generally don't let me actually play in their games. Dammit.

I suppose that if they make out in front of me, I also become useful as a coatrack. [who, me?]