Happy babies. When I'm in a restaurant and I see a cute, jolly baby all happy and loved. Then I make a happy face and the baby smiles and laughs and copies my face. Then it does that "happy baby dance" where it kinda thrashes around wherever it's sitting. Happy babies make me chuckle.

Random emails or phone calls from friends I haven't seen or heard from in a while. Particularly from my best friend in college and his wife. No matter how long it's been since we've spoken, we never have problems catching up. On that theme, random calls from the members of these boards who have my number make the list. PJP generally calls me on Margarita Night, demanding that I come down so he can buy me a drink. That shit cracks me up.

Waking up in the morning before my alarm goes off, realizing I have at least an hour before I have to actually get up, and rolling over and going back to sleep. That magic hour of sleep-time is AWESHOME!!!

Discovering a new band/author/director/movie/etc. Or having someone introduce me to the same.

Cool photoshops and photos. I have no skills with photoshop, so when I see a really well-done photoshopped image, I just shake my head and silently give props. TK's Magic cards and the random shit Nowhereman comes up with are examples. The random pics that Sneaky Bunny sends generally makes me laugh. She is one sadistic bitch when drunk. Drunk Sneaky Bunny + Drunk Friends of Sneaky Bunny + digital camera = Comedy Gold.

The smell of asphalt after a light rain always reminds me of being a kid and playing Little League Baseball (or pick-up games with the neighborhood kids). I like that.

Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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