Mmmmkay, I thought of something.

I've always wanted to do porn...seriously, but I could never take the risk of my family finding out. Also, and this should probably be more important than the family thing...should, but STDs are a bitch, and they scare me somethin' fierce. Not as much as the look on my parents' faces would, but somethin' fierce nonetheless.

What makes it okay, though, is that porn is only something I've been curious about doing, not a dream. I'll be more than okay if I never find my name on the credits of a Blacks on Blondes movie.

I could still do the adult entertainment thing, though. Miami (which I no longer live in, btw) has a metropolitan area filled with clubs, some in which men dance exclusively for women. Would be fun, but I don't think my life's schedule will permit that either. Perhaps something else I'll never get to do.