Quote: PJP said: you should post a pic of yourself crapping on the toilet to emphasize the fact that the toilet scares the shit out of you.
No...that's okay. I'd rather not. Besides, I'd never be able to hold a camera steady and do that.
Stewie (to one of the prostitutes at Cleveland's house): So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?
--Family Guy