(A) I think the glory days for comics are over. It was probably a great pasttime when you didn't have Playstation, GameCube, and Xbox. Honestly? I don't know that many people who *read* anything anymore that's not on the internet. Maybe if comics go digital.....
(Q) If you were going to be stranded on a deserted island, what two items would you take with you?
(A) Good question. I'd guess we'd have a Black president first, as sexism still exists in small circles of all races. But then again...watch out for Mrs. Clinton!
A. I could never figure out why this "chicken or the egg" question was even a tough one. Think about it: lizards, fish, amphibians ... there were, like, a zillion species on Earth that laid eggs long before chickens appeared on the evolutionary stage.
Bonus A. The chicken came first, 'cause eggs don't have sex (really weird internet sites notwithstanding -- and even then I bet the egg never gets to finish).
Q. Shouldn't the rule "your job is to take care of everyone smaller than yourself" apply to human beings?
A) Yes and no. It's human nature for us to conquer those who are smaller than us and it is human nature for us to take care of those who are smaller and weaker than us. :confused:
Q)Would you leave earth and never to return for the chance to explore outer space?
(A) Most definitely, if it meant that I would die later in the future and get away with stuff NOW. I'd go buy a carton of smokes and a case of beer and start the party. Plus I'd get a start on all that stuff that I always say I'm going to do LATER, or "one day".
A) Unchained Melody. I'ts a song about love and loss and the desire for the love to remain for the singers return. The song was used in the movie Ghost.
A)Rarely, but that's understandable because I require an inhuman amount of sleep to function.
Q)Shouldn't American football be renamed, since it's not really football and it justs gives foreigners another reason to think Americans are arrogant jerks.
A. Digging ditches? No. Hate it. It's fucking hot out there, and I've always been kind of a wuss when it comes to heat. Seventy feels hot to me, eighty is intolerable. I'd like to be a writer, but I can't seem to write anything professionally. Barring that, I just don't know if there is such a thing as a professional protestor -- but if there is, I'd be a good one. Tear gas just clears my sinuses, and I've yet to meet a water cannon that can knock me down.
Q. Yes, but it's a slim one. Still, I'd never count us Americans out of a fight. For good or bad, we're ass-kickers by nature.
A. Do I really have to go out there and dig that stupid ditch? It's fuckin' hot out there. The thermometer says 80 in the shade, and I'm uncomfortably hot just standing next to it.
Q. Would you rather be eaten slowly by thousands of tiny snakes, or accidentally crushed by the shit-stained buttocks of a diarrhetic giant as he sat down in the wrong place? I ask because I'm writing a book ...
A. Redneck chicks and lesbians, mostly. The lesbians are good to hang out with, but very flaky and obviously problematic for certain activities. Redneck chicks are sort of tolerable until they start complaining about "those damn Mexicans," or even worse, until you hear the words "if you really cared about me you would've smacked me for flirting with that guy." Oh, and we've also got hippy chicks -- but not as many as we used to, now that our culture's politicial pendulum is swinging to the right.
Q. For the girls: How much muscle is too much muscle on a guy?
a) more muscle than a nightwing physique is too much. for me anyway.
q) with the culture swinging to the so-called right, how has this affected the usually very independent to downright subversive pacific northwest? first the bloody californicators invaded, and now this...
A. Um, I don't know. I was going to go to a wedding outside of Portland in September, but its a bit of a stretch to get there from Hong Kong. Other than that I don't know much about the area.
Q. What's a good way of keeping ants out of your house?
A. First, keep your house cleaner than I keep mine. Second, when someone (like me) tells you to find the cracks where the ants get in and plug them with peanut butter, don't.
Q. Women do know that real men don't actually look Nightwing, right? Any more than real women look like Lady Death, anyway.
Q. What is the connection between sports and tableware? "The World Cup." "The Superbowl." What's next, "The Ultrafork?" "The Universal Spoon?" Somebody explain this to me. I just don't get sports at all.
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