RKMBs Forums .::Important::. Fortress of Awesome Chat Q & A

a)yes
q)cold pizza. better than hot?

A) No way
Q) What is it about airplane peanuts?

A) Who told you those were peanuts?

Q) "Thereselves?" No, okay, that isn't fair -- at this point, picking on Britney for weak grammar is like picking on Roseanne for being fat. Neither a dictionary nor a jumprope is ever gonna get picked up.

Real Q) Why are women afraid of mice? I know this isn't universal, and that not all women are afraid of mice, and that in fact some men are afraid of mice. But the fact remains that when a man is afraid of mice, we make fun of him and call him a wuss. So what's the deal here? If female pain tolerance is really seven or eight times that of a man, shouldn't women be pretty much okay with mice and spiders and snakes and stuff?

A)I don't know if being afraid of mice,snakes or spiders is limited to women. I think all people are a little afraid of all 3.

Q)Have you ever won a large amount of money?

A) I get a little thing called Tax Refund I shouldn't really get.

Q) What do you do when you are in public and you wanna scratch or just "re-organize" things inside your pants?

A) In public, point at the pretty clouds. If I'm at home on the couch, then first I check to make sure my wife doesn't have a camera (she's caught me before on film) and then just scratch 'em.

Q)Which are better: dogs or cats?

A) Depends on your needs. If you need a pet that will constantly shower you with affection and depend on you for every little thing, get a dog. If you want a pet that's pretty much independent, to the point that it won't die if you stop feeding it but will likely just leave, get a cat.

You also have to take into account the fact that even a dog that's smaller than a cat is more useful when it comes to dealing with intruders. A small dog will at least make noise, a large dog might take care of the problem for you. A cat couldn't care less.

Q) What's some good alcohol? I don't really drink, but my buddies and I will all be getting together to game on Thursday. The last time I brought stuff to drink (it was some kind of port), nobody wanted any. I wanna bring something good this time.

A) Bring some Kahlua, bring some vodka, mix them in even halves, and you have a short Black Russian. No one will remember the end of the game. If that is not your objective, mix it with Coke and it becomes a long Black Russian.

Q) Its lunchtime. Shall I eat Starbucks or Japanese?

A) My answer depends entirely on whether or not you're Godzilla, and what you would therefore mean by "eat."

Q) Why are we, as a society, more inclined to be sympathetic to a woman who sleeps with a teenage boy, and yet we generally want to kill men who sleep with teenage girls?

A) Because we're hypocrites. And I ate Japanese.

Q) What should I buy my wife as a gift for the birth of our daughter?

A: whatever her favorite toy as a child was. damn im smooth.

Q: you think the adkins (atkins?) diet is safe? (the diet where you eat tons o'meat and fat, but no starches and carbos).

A)No,it's not.It can cause Liver problems & kidney failure due to the protein build-up that,without the starches that absorb some of the extra protein,can cause acidocis.

Q)What tastes better...Cheese Curls or Cheetohs?

A: Cheese Curls!!!!!! (duh)

Q: Is it right or wrong to be friends with your best friends ex boyfreind?

(I already know the answer but I'm curious to see what others think.)

(A) It's not wrong, but put yourself in the same sitch as your girl buddy. Your best friend can sit all day and tell you they REALLY don't care! It's ok! Go ahead! But you know it bothers them. It all boils down to who you consider more your friend, and how you handle the situation. Don't flaunt it in your girl buddy's face. Don't try to merge friendships when going out and stuff....some things are better left the way they are.

(Q) Why are comedians like Shirley Q Liquor considered racist but it's ok for Martin Lawrence and half of BET to poke fun at white people?

A)Because they poke fun at everyone, whites, blacks, hispanics, asians, doesn't make it right, but it's not really racist.

Q)Will Daredevil be good?

A) The movie previews look good.I think it will be as big a hit as the first Batman movie was.

q) Will the BIRDS OF PREY tv series be a hit?

A) I think so.It looks really good,but....

Q) Does it look like it'll have legs(no pun intended there)?

[ 07-27-2002, 12:32 PM: Message edited by: allan1 ]

A) The brief little snippets of acting that I've seen in the commercials aren't really filling me with unending hope.

Q) How many push-ups does a person have to be able to do before they can consider themselves good at doing push-ups?

If my life is any proof, it's over 1000.

A.) For an incredibly non-athletic person like myself, three. For someone else... who knows?

Q.) Can money really not buy happiness or do people just not know where to look?

(A) People tell you money won't buy you happiness because they don't want you to chase after money or be greedy. They don't want you to feel bad when you don't have any.

Seems to me people who tell you this aren't the ones rolling in it. Kind of like that game that is too expensive.."Oh well I didn't want it anyway." :lol:

(Q) How's the Vanilla Coke?

A: Yummy! Its quit good actually, I was rather sur-prized. :)

Q: How do you deal with someone whos emotionally dependent upon another person?

(I think thats the right term. Its when a person gets way to attached to people and has to be like a "mother" to everyone, type person. My answer is to "disappear" for awile sometimes a long wile but thats not gonna work forever.)

[ 08-06-2002, 12:10 AM: Message edited by: Lor ]

A). The word you're looking for, Lor, is co-dependant. And the cheap ways of dealing with someone like this are to "disappear" or to push them off on another person.

If this is a friend of yours, then you should talk to them about this and possibly advise them to seek counseling.

Q). If knowledge is power, and power corrupts, then does it follow that knowledge corrupts?

(A) Ignorance is bliss.

(Q) Why are we broadcasting on EVERY news channel that we are going to war with Iraq? Isn't that a tad stoooopid?

A)It's extremely dumb. I remember one press conference when someone asked George Bush "are you planning to attack Iraq, and if so, where?". George Bush just stared at the reporter. I laughed until I choked.

Q)Will baseball go under if there's a strike?

A: Nah baseball will be around forever in one form or another. It will never die! :)

Q: Back to my co-dependant friend question: What do you do when the person doesnt belive she has a problem?

The thing is I told her about the "to attached" thing and she doesnt belive she does that, and she says that if I "disappear" or whatever excuse I use (she didnt say it that way) to break from her for awile she wont be able to handle it any more and she might break the friendship off.

Which quit frankly I really dont care, its just that I'm friends and more with her ex boyfriend. Only she doesnt know about him being my special guy, part. (shhh dont tell ) See their still friends, well he doesnt really want to be friends with her any more because of the way she is but hes being poliet about it. He'll probolly stop being friends with her if I'm not friends with her. But if they still are friends and I'm not with her shes gonna be "herself" and interfear.

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WHAT DO I DO?!?!?!?! AAACK!

A) Honestly?You should come clean with your friend & ask her if she has a problem with you being interested and/or dating her ex.If she does....then the two of you could work it out,hopefully for the better.If she doen't then it's all good.Either way you wouldn't be hiding it from her & she could very well respect you more for the fact that you were a stand-up person & told her.

Q) Is it possible to love two people at the same time?

A)Sure, but probably not in the way you're thinking of. You can love your mother and father, and love your spouse, too, but it's a different kind of love. I don't think you can be deeply IN love with two different people at the same time, though.

A: Ian dear you seam to have forgoten to ask a question! :)

Q: Which would taste better; stawberry, sugar sweet or watermelon?

A) If were talking edible undies Strawberry!

B) How many find that edible undies tend to ride up after 8 hours at work?

A: I dunno they never lasted eight hours at work.

Q: Its flavored kissable lipgloss. So what flavor is yummyer; strawberry, sugar sweet or watermelon?

A: As long as there's tongue, I don't care.

Q: Do women like men with one testicle bigger than the other?

A: No.

And in other news..

Q: Come on, someone pick a flavor!!!

Strawberry?

Sugar Sweet?

or

Watermelon?

A: No.

Q: What is your favorite kind of cheese?

A. Strawberry

Q. How can I love a man who is NOT called Mr Mxyptlk?

A)When his real name is LLance!!

Q)What's Lor's favorite flavor,strawberry,watermelon or Gob?

A: Cheese.

Q: Is Franta an urologist? If so, when can I get an appointment?

A) No I only play one on TV.
Im actually a proctologist.
Will Tuesday 7pm work for you?

Q) If Lor actually met Rob in real life would she kiss him or throw a car at him?

A: Depends on what flavor are the lips he's wearing.

Q: If you could ask any question you wanted, what would you ask?

Tough question, isn't it?