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A) Is there such a thing as cheese flavoured lipgloss?
Q)Is there such a thing as cheese flavoured lipgloss?
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Q)That post was even more redudant that it looked, because the answer of the question was a question it self, thuse perpetuating a question and making a second question uncessary, I am forced to hereby give you two answers and a strict warning never to think too hard again. No. No.
A)Do worms cry?
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A: Who cares?
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A: I care.
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A) Never care.you're only setting yourself up for heartbreak.
Q) Why do women consistently rip your heart out of your ass?
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Because they can. the trick is to never compleatly fall in love with anyone or to wait for the perfect one to come allong and then fall in love.
Q) Is it adultry when a married man looks at porn?
The man is looking at other women and desiring them. Is that cheating?
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A) Only if he doesn't use his weak hand.
Q) What's for dinner?
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A) Depends on what flavor lip gloss you're wearing.
Q) Does belief equate to reality? If enough people believe in something, does that make it real?
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(A) Not at all. Look at God and how many people believe in him. That doesn't make him real. That's not saying reality is relative....he may be real to his believers but he's not real to everybody. Can't touch him, see him, hear him.
(Q) Is Elvis really dead?
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A) Some believe he is.
Q)Does Elvis deserve to be called "The king of rock an roll."
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A.) Nah. I think Buddy Holly is more the King of Rock & Roll. I think that guy's great.
Q.) What is a Manamana?
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A.)I do not know. "Anamana" is a palindrome, a word that is exactly the same spelled backwards or forwards.
Q.)On a scale of 1 to 10, how poorly did I answer your question?
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A.) As of right now, it's too soon to tell...
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A.) I dunno. You botched it up pretty bad... mebbe 2.5...
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A: Ginchy
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A) It depends on whether or not the little man is awake or not to turn it off.
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A) Fruits are for bears and hamsters.
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A: The one that lives in The Angry Batman's pants.
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A) No.
Q) ¿Como le gusta la piña a la tÃa?
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A: Yes, Virginia...there is a Santa Claus.
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A: c. gets your date drunk
Q: If the universe is infinite, what's on the other side of infinity?
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A)Chunky milk...way....something like that
Q)Who's the greatest Quarterback ever, Johnny Unitas or Joe Montana?
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A) Hayden Fox
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A) CNN if you're a liberal, FOX if you've got common sense.
Q) If a tree falls in the woods, and no one's around to hear it, who really cares?
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(A) The squirrels in the tree
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A) You must not know the definition of liberal.
Q) Why is the world geared towards stupid people?
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(A) Hm...My theory is that ignorance is bliss, and change is bad, Britney Spears music is as complicated as some can take it and government will always hender enlightenment. ![[no no no]](graemlins/nono.gif) (Q) What's the best show on tv this year?
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A) The TV Guide channel.
Q) Who moved my chair?
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A) The same smeghead who moved my cheese?
Q) When ARE we gonna cut open the watermelon?
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A: NEVER! You evil evil troll, you. ![[nyah hah]](images/icons/tongue.gif) Q: Do you think Romeo and Juliets "love" was Lustfull Love or True Love?
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A) Lust, true love is very rare.
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A) Morgoth's attempt at making an Ent-like creature.
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A) Yes.
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A) No, but it hasn't stopped me yet.
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A)Leave it,we'll let future generations wory about it.
Q) When was the war of 1812?
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A) Somewhere 'round 1950.
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A) some jerkoff with too much time on his hands.
Q) who do that voodoo that you do so well?
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A) Dr. John.
Q) Who can take a sunrise, sprinkle it with dew, cover it with chocolate and a miracle or two?
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A) Jebus
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