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Q) What in the hell?
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A) Which I can only answer with another question: What the fuck?
Q) Okay, who wants to be first to ride the LLance express to TO-TAL HAPPINESS?
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A) Y ou might get Mrs.Llance to do it.
Q) Does everyone here have at least 5 alt ids?
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A) I've got at least twelve.......... ![[gulp!]](gulp.gif) ....er .... ![[um.... uh huh! ... ]](graemlins/umuhhuh001.gif) ...... I mean...... No, no I do not have any alt ids. ![[who, me?]](graemlins/whome01.gif) Q) Is that why the boards shows almost 500 members but I only see like ten people posting? [ 10-11-2002, 09:32 AM: Message edited by: thedoctor ]
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A) Yes, and of those ten, only four of us are real.
Q) Pop, why are you always calling me a dummy?
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A) *Doing best Fred Sanford impersonation* Because you're a dummy, you big dummy! ![[you sunnuva...]](images/icons/mad.gif) Q) How could the Brady family get along with 6 kids (3 boys, 3 girls) and only 1 bathroom with no toliet? ![[eh?]](images/icons/confused.gif)
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A) Large potted plants. ![[biiiig grin]](images/icons/grin.gif) Q) How will we get out of this one, Brown Hornet?
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A) *Best Cosby impersonation* Well, ya see! We'll be eatin' the Jell-O puddin' with the Coke and a smile while takin' pictures with our Kodak cameras. ![[yuh huh]](images/icons/rolleyes.gif) Haw-haw-haw-haw! Q) Why do cartoon characters (i.e. Micky Mouse, Popeye, Donald Duck) have nephews but no brothers? And why are there always three of them?
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A) Because it's more socially excepted to have sex with your nephews/cousins/nieces/etc than your brothers/sisters. As for the second question, it's cause people like having threesomes.
Q) Where the hell are my pants?
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A) Uh-uh! That's not going to work. Your pants shall stay hidden. Q) Did that answer sound kinda gay? ![[DOH!]](graemlins/homerface01.gif)
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A) Only if you want it to be, space cowboy.
Q) Is it just me or is it getting hot in here?
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A) Don't worry. I turned down the thermostat.
Q) Is anyone else even reading these anymore?
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A) I just look at the pictures
Q) Why can't I loose anymore weight?
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A) Because Lothar's tryin' to lose weight.
Q) Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?
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A) Kashmir
Q) Why am I here?
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(A) Nature took it's course.
(Q) Do you think someone out there has the cure for AIDS, or cancer, but the medical industry benefits more as a whole from the services and care products -so it (the cures) will never be revealed?
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A: Hell no!!! That is unimaginable to me!
Q: What do you consider the defining moment in your life thus far?
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(A) The discovery that chocolate is a good substitute for sex.
(Q) What was yours?
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A) That booze is!
Q) Got Milk?
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A) Yeah, but it's four days past the expiration.
Q) What if God WAS one of us?
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That wasn't a question or an answer.
November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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Would you like a question or an answer?
"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who
"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson
I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!
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Quote:
rex said:
That wasn't a question or an answer.
Wrong faggot, it was both!
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Could I really be considered a faggot if I'm only gay for you?
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Yup.
What am difference between fag and faggot?
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I'm still waiting for the punchline to URG's joke. What is the difference between a fag and a faggot?
Reveling in the knowledge that Sammitch will never interrupt my nookie ever again.
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A fag is a gay who is single, a faggot is a gay that "got" another gay so that makes him a fagggot.
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rex knows from experience!
He has a lot of gay socks!
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