Get outside and get some sun, for God's sake!

Failing that, congratulations, and thank you for the kind acknowledgement. And I'm cured of my "typhoid" (which was actually just some common-ish fever that caused high temperatures, hallucinations and diahorrea. Sounds like Llance's typical Friday night after work).

Deep deep down, you are a twisted sinister leather-clad evil poo-smeared pervert that knows no taboo: but deep deep down is a place we do not go to, and instead we are happy to share your good humour and occasional charm on a much more superficial level.

Well done, and keep up the... work.