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There seems to be a lot of confusion about the role of the Nature Boys in our universe and, more importantly, their role on these and various other message boards. I, and hopefully other Nature Boys, will try to briefly explain some of our history and reason for being! Now you must keep in mind that whatever is said by whoever, that there is, in fact, NO NATURE BOYS! Never was! Never will be! We were born many, many moons ago the sons and daughters of a poor, gay cotton picker whom we all called Bobo Kamphausen. Bobo would beat us and then send us out into the city's dumpsters in search of cotton. We lived in New York City and you don't see many cotton fields in the Bronx. Returning empty-handed the poor, gay cotton-picker whom we all called Bobo Kamphausen would beat us all the harder unless we happened to luck into some maggot infested goodies! Then he would make us post on this new fangled contraption he called the internet. He forced us to fight saintly Bat-boreders and even destroy entire other boards! (Alas, poor Athanon! I knew you well!) Then the manipulative gay Bobo Kamphausen started his own web-site and now he makes us search the dumpsters to recruit more members for his web-site! And that's how we found most of you! The moral of the story is: Blame Kamphausen! ![[who, me?]](graemlins/whome01.gif)
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I think with a little research we would discover that BOBO KAMPHAUSEN is respondsible for every problem on the planet today. ![[biiiig grin]](images/icons/grin.gif)
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most notably , goat sodomy!
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I wonder who'd been humping my goats. I didn't think it was me. ![[whaaaa!]](eek01.gif)
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Those poor goats!! ![[DOH!]](graemlins/homerface01.gif)
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By "goats" you of course mean the Bat-Boreders.
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Furhermore, the downtrodden Nature Boys would one day rebel against the gay cotton-picker Bobo Kamphausen and the fruit banned them all! One by one! And that's how we came to invent Multiple ID'S!
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NBs exist for a cause greater than whoopie cushions, groucho glasses, or drool glasses......just for the fun of it..... like it or NOT!
if they really DO exist much like Santa, Dragons and Leprachauns........
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AHHHHHHH!!! Leprechauns!!!
I'm always after their lucky charms.
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they're magicly delicious
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The Butterchauns are magicly babelicious!!
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quote:
Originally posted by britneyspearsatemyshorts:
exactly!
Look Britney, I don't know what you mean by that. But I'm going to hide behind my computer and call you a coward for hiding behind a computer. Sure if I really wanted to fight you I would post my real name and where I am located, but since I'm not I'll hide behind the sematics of my half thought out challenge to you.
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Now that's a well thought out reply, Jack! It's going to take BSAMs at least ten or twelve seconds to come up with a rebuttal! ![[nyah hah]](images/icons/tongue.gif)
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Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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