On that topic, anyway, I just received this by e-mail:
quote:
Apparently, if you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year
ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $ 1,000.00.
With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Stella (the beer, not the stock)
one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the bottles for a 5c
deposit, you would have $107.00.
Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily
